kinky sex with scientologist chick. cannibalism?

[strongguy]

updates?

[Fleece]

Like is this for realz?

I mean, you cannot make this [censored] up

ldo

I think the only reasonable thing to do in this situation, is to eat her

[amputeesmile]

[x] thread delivers

needs pics, though

[wcsherry]

[x] thread delivers without pics. excellent work sir.

[Alobar]

awesome thread

anyway, shes not gunna stop being a [censored], so just text her every so often to see how shes doing (even if she never responds), just so you stay fresh in her mind for when the pressure builds and she cant take it anymore and needs someone to eat her flesh.

just dont EVER give her your lastname, any idea of where you life, or any info at all that could lead to her ever knowing where you live. In fact I'd make up a story about who you are and what you do and assume that identity whenever you are around her. Which is also just something everyone should have anyway. Its much easier to lie under pressure when youve already got a whole story made up, and youll never know when it will come in handy. Get creative, invent some brothers and sisters, a farm where you grew up, just remember its all in the small details.

[LionelHutz00]

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awesome thread

anyway, shes not gunna stop being a [censored], so just text her every so often to see how shes doing (even if she never responds), just so you stay fresh in her mind for when the pressure builds and she cant take it anymore and needs someone to eat her flesh.

just dont EVER give her your lastname, any idea of where you life, or any info at all that could lead to her ever knowing where you live. In fact I'd make up a story about who you are and what you do and assume that identity whenever you are around her. Which is also just something everyone should have anyway. Its much easier to lie under pressure when youve already got a whole story made up, and youll never know when it will come in handy. Get creative, invent some brothers and sisters, a farm where you grew up, just remember its all in the small details.

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yup, this is the proper play and it's what i've been doing. i've left a voicemail or a text message at least every other day (no responses yet) and i'm just waiting her out because like you said, she's never gonna stop being a nympho. and if and when she calls, and if she says that we can't go to her place, we're going to a motel (the seedier the better) and not to my place. i'll have to remember to give a fake last name.

[LionelHutz00]

update: All calls have gone unanswered and all voicemails/texts have gone unreplied to. So I took that creepy leap and managed to sneak into her apartment complex today and knock on her door. Some random chick answered and said that she doesn't live there anymore. And that she doesn't know where she lives now or what she's doing.

Then I went to the restaurant where she said she works. I asked the hostess and she said that she hasn't worked there for a few weeks and that she doesn't know what happened to her.

So I give up.



variance: going out to dinner tomorrow with the chubby chick i made a thread about last weekend. Actually I think this is a brag.

[Bagonirix]

I hate your avatar alobar

[cowboy billy]

wtf is up with your loc? "Ik wil uw [censored] fijnstampen"

...?

[LionelHutz00]

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wtf is up with your loc? "Ik wil uw [censored] fijnstampen"

...?

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lol read one of the many misschriss threads. all your questions will be answered.


I guess nobody cares about this thread anymore, and it's perfect timing because I declare it case closed.