So this past weekend I had a golf tournament in town. Im 19 but play in quite a few of the men's golf tournaments, bein balla. Well after the 2nd round, there was a coctail dinner/party. A bunch of guys i play a lot of golf with were there. We were drinking and having a good time. All these guys are between 30-40 yrs old and most are married. About 9:30 a few of them wanted to go somewhere else, because the coctail party was dying down. I decided wed go to a downtown bar I can get into pretty easy with my fake. So we go in, keep drinking, im planning on it being an early night because we have the final round of the tournament tomorrow. one of the guys passes out for about 40 minutes at a table, and when he wakes up he starts buying us all tequilla shots. we meet a bunch of girls and go to the danced floor. a pretty good band was there and we were having a great time dancing with all these girls. they were pretty hot and slutty. AFter a while I found this one girl who i thought was pretty cute. We started dancing and what not. this bar stops serving drinks at 2 and thats usually when it starts to die down. at about 3:30, this girl says "theres no one else here..." I cant see very much because I am so hammered but look around and notice there really is not too many people there. we leave and get some really good slushies from a gas station. she invites me over to watch "Anchorman". I figure it would be a good idea. We get back to her place at about 4:15 and started hookin up. I didnt have any condoms with me because I was not planning on going out, but luckily the [censored] had some in her room. i started laughing when she gave me one but we had secks for a lil while. Went to sleep at about 5 I guess. My phone alarm went off at 7. I woke up and got my phone, looked over at her and realized i had made a pretty big mistake. she was not very cute like i had thought from the dance floor. I left her place, went home, and took very very long shower. here is a pic. she is one on far left in green. What you think BBV? very bad beat? or somewhat brag til wake up.
Brag: I somehow managed to shoot a 74 in my tournament round.......and it was her 21'st birthdya that night.
Beat: I still feel very very dirty
Variance: I had to block my facebook acct so I can try to avoid her.
04-23-2007, 12:21 PM
Was brag...turned into beat.
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