Pop quiz: UTG shoves blind, you call with... ??

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A drunk player at a 200NL game takes a beat, and announces he is going all in blind next hand. He shoves his $100 stack forward before the cards are even dealt.

You are on the button. You have a full ($200) stack. It's folded to you. What is the weakest hand you would call with here? Lets assume both blinds are playing very tight and will fold.

(For those that don't play live much, as a predominantly live player I get put in positions like this more often than you may believe.)