chat banned from full tilt for a month for being offensive...

[Computerb]

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

[VayaConDios]

FJ,

You need to work on your "OMG I got screwed by Full Tilt" posting technique. Your first post should have been something along the lines of "Full Tilt banned my chat and I don't have any idea why." Then, slowly over the course of the thread, it should have been revealed that you were banned because you were, in fact, spamming the chat box. Lastly, you beg Mike Haven to lock the thread. Better luck next time.

[kyleb]

i see what you did there

[That Foreign Guy]

Damn. I was hoping you got banned for asking Clonie Gowen to teach you how to plagiarise. That would at least have been amusing.

[dspholladay]

[ QUOTE ]
This is a copy of an email they sent me 3 days after I took 4th in their sunday mil...

It has come to our attention that you have been abusing your chat privileges at the tables. We value all players and wish to cultivate an environment in which they can play without being harassed or called names at the tables. A copy of the offending chat is shown below:

2007-07-16 07:23:03.19 spam.com
2007-07-16 07:23:01.24 spam.com
2007-07-16 07:22:57.10 shoutouts to tiffany williamson
2007-07-16 07:11:58.10 learn how to check fold like a pro...only at spam.com
2007-07-16 06:57:34.59 spam.com
2007-07-16 06:25:48.38 spam.com

We have revoked your chat privileges at this time for a period of one month, after which time they may be reinstated upon your request. Any attempt to circumvent this suspension may result in the permanent closing of your account. We thank you for your cooperation in this matter Guy, and wish you best of luck at the tables.
Kind Regards,

Melissa
Full Tilt Poker Support


So...how is this offensive? Im sure its not near as offensive as the millions of railbirds typing "GIVE ME $5 NOW" and all that crap. What are the odds of my getting my chat back within 24 hours? 72 hours?

[/ QUOTE ]

Honestly, you should just tell them who you are. Otherwise, enjoy waiting out the month. They took my chat away for a month about 3 weeks ago cause I asked Ram Vaswani when he was going to pay Phil Ivey back. I sent about 3 e-mails complaining and I thought I made some pretty good arguments (i.e - how come Paris Hilton only did a week for driving drunk and I get a month for being inquisitive) and they basically said they treat their pros better than a normal person like me. I posted about it here but the moderator took it down for some reason (and then banned me here for 3 days).

[ILuvRiver]

You spammed, your banned, unlucky!

They sent a generic pre-written response because they can't be bothered. Can't say I blame them though, I could just barely be bothered posting this.