Lamest fortune ever

[kyleb]

My friend got one that said: "Order takeout soon; you will be hungry."

[AquaSwing]

There's only one fortune that I consider valid.

"You are going to die."

[David H]

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the last time i had a fortune cookie, the fortune was blank on both sides.

does that mean i have no future?

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Last time I got a fortune cookie, it had no paper inside at all.

I took this to mean that I was going to die soon.

I'm happy to say it hasn't come true...yet.

[XXXNoahXXX]

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/...in684584.shtml

[Peter Harris]

stick with your wife

[KidLifeCrisis]

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stick with your wife

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[guids]

The nerds in teh group will appreciate this.

guids great business idea #34

Bash.org fortune cookies.

[Phresh]

Panda Express has the worst fortunes ever.

[Cubswin]

"That was not chicken"

[gilper]

"I pissed in your rice" and it was hand written