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Old 04-19-2007, 08:54 PM
Montalvo Montalvo is offline
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Default Curse donks without getting your chat banned!

Need to berate that @#$@#% that hit a two-outer for 150bb?

Biblical Curse Generator

ex: May you be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, thou lying Girgashite!
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Old 04-19-2007, 08:56 PM
SkeetyMcdoogle SkeetyMcdoogle is offline
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Default Re: Curse donks without getting your chat banned!

this is awesome and I will most definately be using it.

I can only hope it gets used AT me so I can lolaoalolol in real life

edit- Thou shalt be trampled by a herd of stampeding pigs, thou creature of the pit!
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Old 04-19-2007, 09:03 PM
gambler2k4 gambler2k4 is offline
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oxnard, why did you type in the N word ? you racist!
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Old 04-19-2007, 09:04 PM
gambler2k4 gambler2k4 is offline
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Wait I meant , you "Listen, thou armpit of Satan, for you will be turned into a pillar of salt!"


krap! I typed in gambler2k4 and they said:

"Harken, O thou breaker of the commandments, for you will be cast onto a steaming dung-heap!"
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Old 04-19-2007, 09:06 PM
Montalvo Montalvo is offline
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Default Re: Curse donks without getting your chat banned!

oops, I meant "[censored]" [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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Old 04-19-2007, 09:10 PM
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Default Re: Curse donks without getting your chat banned!

lol this is awesome I will be using it at the tables
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Old 04-19-2007, 09:21 PM
Grasshopp3r Grasshopp3r is offline
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Default Re: Curse donks without getting your chat banned!

May you be plagued with gnats, flies and locusts, thou of little faith!

It is a little weak. I prefer fooktard or monkeywank or some other compound insult. There is a certain alitterative harmonic superiority with compound insults.
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Old 04-19-2007, 09:29 PM
HajiShirazu HajiShirazu is offline
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Default Re: Curse donks without getting your chat banned!

Harken, O thou exceedingly foolish virgin, for you will beget difficult teenagers!
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Old 04-19-2007, 10:10 PM
Mr_Pathetic Mr_Pathetic is offline
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Just call him a peter puffer or sausage smoker. works everytime
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Old 04-19-2007, 10:15 PM
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i coulda used this before i got my chat permanently revoked
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