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i laughed
find the humor
PokerStars Game #13123931469: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/11/08 - 20:56:39 (ET) Table 'Liguria V' 2-max Seat #2 is the button Seat 1: gp333 ($492.85 in chips) Seat 2: TheJackless ($123.35 in chips) TheJackless: posts small blind $1 gp333: posts big blind $2 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to gp333 [Jd 6h] TheJackless said, "you play on nothing but luck" TheJackless said, "it will run out" gp333 said, "poker is all luck" TheJackless: raises $18 to $20 gp333: folds TheJackless collected $4 from pot TheJackless: doesn't show hand *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $4 | Rake $0 Seat 1: gp333 (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 2: TheJackless (button) (small blind) collected ($4) |
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Re: i laughed
ok few hands later, couldnt think of witty joke though
PokerStars Game #13123987884: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/11/08 - 20:59:44 (ET) Table 'Liguria V' 2-max Seat #1 is the button Seat 1: gp333 ($489.65 in chips) Seat 2: TheJackless ($124.65 in chips) gp333: posts small blind $1 TheJackless: posts big blind $2 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to gp333 [9s 9h] gp333: raises $4 to $6 TheJackless: calls $4 *** FLOP *** [Jh 9c Th] TheJackless: checks gp333: bets $10 TheJackless: raises $20 to $30 gp333: raises $453.65 to $483.65 and is all-in TheJackless: calls $88.65 and is all-in *** TURN *** [Jh 9c Th] [Js] *** RIVER *** [Jh 9c Th Js] [5c] *** SHOW DOWN *** TheJackless: shows [Jc 9d] (a full house, Jacks full of Nines) gp333: mucks hand TheJackless collected $248.80 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $249.30 | Rake $0.50 Board [Jh 9c Th Js 5c] Seat 1: gp333 (button) (small blind) mucked [9s 9h] Seat 2: TheJackless (big blind) showed [Jc 9d] and won ($248.80) with a full house, Jacks full of Nines |
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Re: i laughed
Is the moral of the story that poker is all luck?
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Re: i laughed
ok should have bolded the funny part, its over your head
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Re: i laughed
HE TELLS ME ABOUT HOW I WIN WITH LUCK WHILE HES OPENING 10BB !!
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Re: i laughed
ok nvm stupid thread + low stakes mod notified
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Re: i laughed
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HE TELLS ME ABOUT HOW I WIN WITH LUCK WHILE HES OPENING 10BB !! [/ QUOTE ] yeah and hes a shitbag shortstacker lol |
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Re: i laughed
but not by choice
zing |
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Re: i laughed
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[ QUOTE ] HE TELLS ME ABOUT HOW I WIN WITH LUCK WHILE HES OPENING 10BB !! [/ QUOTE ] yeah and hes a shitbag shortstacker lol [/ QUOTE ]rofl |
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Re: i laughed
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ok few hands later, couldnt think of witty joke though PokerStars Game #13123987884: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/11/08 - 20:59:44 (ET) Table 'Liguria V' 2-max Seat #1 is the button Seat 1: gp333 ($489.65 in chips) Seat 2: TheJackless ($124.65 in chips) gp333: posts small blind $1 TheJackless: posts big blind $2 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to gp333 [9s 9h] gp333: raises $4 to $6 TheJackless: calls $4 *** FLOP *** [Jh 9c Th] TheJackless: checks gp333: bets $10 TheJackless: raises $20 to $30 gp333: raises $453.65 to $483.65 and is all-in TheJackless: calls $88.65 and is all-in *** TURN *** [Jh 9c Th] [Js] *** RIVER *** [Jh 9c Th Js] [5c] *** SHOW DOWN *** TheJackless: shows [Jc 9d] (a full house, Jacks full of Nines) gp333: mucks hand TheJackless collected $248.80 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $249.30 | Rake $0.50 Board [Jh 9c Th Js 5c] Seat 1: gp333 (button) (small blind) mucked [9s 9h] Seat 2: TheJackless (big blind) showed [Jc 9d] and won ($248.80) with a full house, Jacks full of Nines [/ QUOTE ] |
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