SSNL [cheese] thread: NOV 2007 (nc)

[dirtylobster]

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thac,

you son of a mother! you should be a doctor.. i googled ganglion cyst to see if that looks like what i got... i've had one of those [censored] things for 2 years and never knew what it was, but the doctor wouldn't do anything about it...

Thank you for inadvertantly diagnosing me

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[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

I've had this for almost two years now too! Got it because of excessive guitar playing, haven't been able to figure out what it is! tytytyty

[thac]

Someone change my title to "Resident SSNL Doctor" please.

(kidding)

[dirtylobster]

Hmm. Don't know about the hitting with a book thing. I think I'll go for the surgery instead. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ganglion_cyst

[Shizzle12345]

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Hmm. Don't know about the hitting with a book thing. I think I'll go for the surgery instead. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ganglion_cyst

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big pussy, they dont call it a book disease for nothing

[dirtylobster]

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big pussy

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[Shizzle12345]

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big pussy

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After about 20min i got the joke, i think way too complicated

[cuQa]

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good thing i'm not religious:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (5 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($204.65)
SB ($198)
BB ($119.55)
UTG ($200)
MP ($387.80)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $7</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls $7, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls $5.

Flop: ($22) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $12</font>, Hero calls $12, BB folds.

Turn: ($46) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $30</font>, Hero calls $30.

River: ($106) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $151 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $151.

Final Pot: $408

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Not bad =) ..


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (5 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter

Hero ($517.15)
UTG ($212.60)
MP ($122.90)
Button ($43.50)
SB ($36)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP calls $2, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Hero checks.

Flop: ($5) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP bets $120.9 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $120.90.

Turn: ($246.80) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($246.80) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $246.80

[thac]

I tilt like a [censored] retard.

[dirtylobster]

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I tilt like a [censored] retard.

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U mean like this?

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter

UTG: $98
MP: $39.10
Hero (CO): $100
BTN: $107.40
SB: $127.95
BB: $100

MP posts $1
Pre-Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (CO)
UTG folds, MP checks, <font color="red">Hero raises to $5</font>, BTN folds, <font color="red">SB raises to $15</font>, 2 folds, Hero calls $10

Flop: ($32) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $21</font>, Hero calls $21

Turn: ($74) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $35</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $70</font>, Hero calls $29 and is All-In

River: ($202) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $202 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero mucked 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and LOST (-$100 NET)
SB showed A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and WON $199 (+$99 NET)

[thac]

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I tilt like a [censored] retard.

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U mean like this?

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Well, at least I had a bunch of outs I thought.

Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter

SB: $445.05
BB: $204
Hero (UTG): $432.10
CO: $520.30
BTN: $136.30

Pre-Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (UTG)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $8</font>, CO calls $8, BTN calls $8, 2 folds

Flop: ($27) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $17</font>, <font color="red">CO raises to $40</font>, BTN folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $102</font>, <font color="red">CO raises to $512.30 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $322.10 and is All-In

Turn: ($875.20) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($875.20) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $875.20 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and LOST (-$432.10 NET)
CO showed 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Eights full of Jacks) and WON $872.20 (+$440.10 NET)