Resume I recieved today - Page 4

DING-DONG YO · #31 09-20-2007, 04:01 PM

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Is there any way to talk about poker and not seem like a total tool?

Just curious.

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"I play cards"

period

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even that sounds bad. Just don't bring it up.

holdme · #32 09-20-2007, 04:01 PM

oh ok [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

holdme · #33 09-20-2007, 04:03 PM

i always say yeah i play poker online.
then theyre like what isnt that rigged.
yeahg.

holdme · #34 09-20-2007, 04:03 PM

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doubLe a tom · #35 09-20-2007, 04:06 PM

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i always say yeah i play poker online.
then theyre like what isnt that rigged.
yeahg.

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My prof asked if it was legit lol

holdme · #36 09-20-2007, 04:08 PM

yeah but i have a pattern mapper so im okay

doubLe a tom · #37 09-20-2007, 04:09 PM

i dont even have patterns

Gugel · #38 09-20-2007, 05:37 PM

Invite him for a interview. Pretend to know absolutely nothing about poker. Insist that his winning were all luck, ask him how much he lost, etc.

Occasionally throw in some ambiguous poker lingo such as...

1. "At this company, we like to keep our employees on their toes. Quick, what's 2+2?" (He's supposed to say 4)

2. "Last quarter, our company was robusto."

3. "We are in a marketing war with XYZ Corp. They have invested approximately $10,000 in an online marketing campaign. We plan to match them. It's a 10k fight, yo."

4. (Co-worker knocks on the door and comes in) "sup bro?"

5. Have a big picture of Dids right behind you in full view of LG.

billygrippo · #39 09-20-2007, 05:48 PM

hi can i has a job?

absoludicrous · #40 09-20-2007, 07:20 PM

So did you hire him?