The best love letter of all time?

[kkcountry]

i'm printing out dozens of those and giving them to every girl i want to secks that i see this week at school. tr thursday night.

[whoisthedrizzle]

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To say that it "isn't fair" isn't good enough. My happiness, and yours, deserve better than to be cast aside over an arbitrary judgement of what's "fair." And nothing right now could make me happier than to close my eyes and softly place my lips onto yours.

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I thought that was a pretty solid finale.

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fwiw I would totally have made out with you.

[Georgia Avenue]

You can place your lips anywhere on me Eric.

[kkcountry]

question -

when did witd become "the hottest guy on 2p2"? i thought that title belonged to shortline

[Dominic]

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I can't and won't pretend the spark in your eyes doesn't bring a smile to my face when our gazes meet.

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Ugh, this is just trying too hard.

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and I don't think it's correct to say "when our gazes meet," either.

[React1oN]

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I can't and won't pretend the spark in your eyes doesn't bring a smile to my face when our gazes meet.

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Ugh, this is just trying too hard.

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and I don't think it's correct to say "when our gazes meet," either.

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[naSTIboost]

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Standard PUA stuff

[RPatterson67]

His letter sounds like something right out of the Mystery Method!

[Subfallen]

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To say that it "isn't fair" isn't good enough. My happiness, and yours, deserve better than to be cast aside over an arbitrary judgment of what's "fair." And nothing right now could make me happier than to close my eyes and softly place my lips onto yours.

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I thought that was a pretty solid finale.

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No...god, no. Even if the letter's sentiment was apropos, it would still be unforgivably verbose. For example, replace the three quoted sentences with, say, "We have been unfair to each other, playing at charades with affection left unspoken and lips left unkissed. NOW SUCK MY DICK, BITCH."

[rsxpunk]

i remember when i used to think [censored] like this and got zero ass.....Just call her and tell her your not interested because pokers are more fun to you and she might do you.