The "Never Say" Book

[Percula]

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"Donkey" anyone that calls someone a donkey and is wearing a FTP hat and sunglass is my new target. Not to mention you suck at poker sir.

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I love being called a donkey! All the women just love them. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

After all they are cute, have big brown eyes, and have these massive and long... ears.

[sternroolz]

"This f---ing dealer"

[MDPokerAA]

Something that has always bothered me is morons who say "raise" when they are making the initial bet in a hand - "uh, sir, that's a BET" -, and similarly many of same players say "re-raise" when they make the first raise.

I always want to punch these idiots. I played 20-40 just last week with some dude who did this even when other players would make subtle points about it. Amazing that people playing medium stakes don't understand the differences between the terms.

[KLJ]

SET UP!

[pfapfap]

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Something that has always bothered me is morons who say "raise" when they are making the initial bet in a hand - "uh, sir, that's a BET" -, and similarly many of same players say "re-raise" when they make the first raise.

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Eh, I don't get too bent out of shape over this. I also sometimes say "call" instead of "check" from a post or the blind. They're all technically correct. You are raising the bet from zero to some number of chips. You are using your forced bet to call.

[droopy0021]

"that was a sick"......beat, hand, etc.

[The B]

"I put you all-in" w/ 2 people left to act that have this gimp covered

[Taborcarn]

During a tournament "How much is the ante?" on every single hand.

[hime]

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Any crude remark ("Happy Meal", "Dinner for Two", or "My favorite hand!") when a 96 is tabled. Especially if there is a female at the table.


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DID YOU KNOW...

Woman are equal to men?

[Tryptamean]

as others have said... setup, calling trips a set, calling a raise a reraise

and also... cappuccino