How can I make myself get diarrhea?

[chrismystero]

Wasn't sure to post this in Student Life or BBV. I made the right choice imo.

Anyways, I have a history of deferring (chosing not to write) tests when I'm not prepared for them. Everytime I go the doctor marks on the note I had limitted symptoms and can't be good for my record. So I have to defer a test I have on Saturday. I feel like it's necessary I actually get an illness so he can have some findings this time. I chose diarrhea. I'm going to go get the Doctor's note at about 10:00am Saturday morning.

The question:

When and what should I do to get diarrhea at the perfect time for my plan?

Do me well, BBV.

[hanover]

bad chicken imo

[Chaos_ult]

Coming from a person who used to ditch middle/highschool ALL the time (I became known as the person who never went to school), trust me, if you go to the doctor, you really don't need to have any real symptoms.

A good one to use is you have really really really bad migraines that are horribly distracting.

As long as you have that doctors' note, you're golden.

[prodonkey]

If I wanted 100% sure.. I'd eat 2 chipotle burritos in a day.

[Golden_Rhino]

Drink some castor oil. you'll puke and look like death.

[FoolyCooly]

[chrismystero]

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Coming from a person who used to ditch middle/highschool ALL the time (I became known as the person who never went to school), trust me, if you go to the doctor, you really don't need to have any real symptoms.

A good one to use is you have really really really bad migraines that are horribly distracting.

As long as you have that doctors' note, you're golden.

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If I used this is there any analysis a Doctor can do to discover I'm lying?

[johnnylovescandy]

diarrhea = illness??? I have diarrhea every day and feel fine...

[GTBMuckface]

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this will work.
also, drink as much milk as you can.
like when yur body says no, drink one more bag.

[Chaos_ult]

Nope.

The beauty is in it's simplicity.