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Old 11-30-2007, 04:57 AM
benza13 benza13 is offline
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Happy Holidays,

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I think you missed the last part of this quote.

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yea, didn't feel like opening the post to qoute the ubb code and it just doesn't have the same effect without the holiday cheer.
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Old 11-30-2007, 05:13 AM
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do the police really have nothing better to do with their time?

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no, besides catching me speeding every other week
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Old 11-30-2007, 05:28 AM
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Caveat, this is not to be construed as legal advice and I am not licensed in Colorado. You may want to see about getting an attorney as this charge likely could go away if you have a clean record.
It appears that unless you are a professional, the charge would be a class one petty offense

18-10-103. Gambling - professional gambling - offenses.
Statute text

(1) A person who engages in gambling commits a class 1 petty offense.

(2) A person who engages in professional gambling commits a class 1 misdemeanor. If he is a repeating gambling offender, it is a class 5 felony.


A petty offense is subject to the following punishment
18-1.3-503. Petty offenses classified - penalties.
Statute text

(1) A violation of a statute of this state is a "petty offense" if specifically classified as a class 1 or class 2 petty offense. The penalty for commission of a class 1 petty offense, upon conviction, is a fine of not more than five hundred dollars, or imprisonment for not more than six months other than in state correctional facilities, or both. The penalty for commission of a class 2 petty offense is a fine specified in the section defining the offense. The penalty assessment procedure of section 16-2-201, C.R.S., is available for the payment of fines in class 2 petty offense cases.
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Old 11-30-2007, 05:56 AM
Speel Posher Speel Posher is offline
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but did you flush the toilet?

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i like your style

jeez op, you should have held somebody hostage that way the petty fine would be the least of your worries.

Also, you didnt sock the 2k?
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Old 11-30-2007, 06:21 AM
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Wow you are a [censored] idiot not to hide the money if the cops were coming and you were given a warning. What did you think they were going to do with your money? That would have been the first thing I did followed by high tail it out of there so I didn't have to pay the ticket...albeit it would have been hard if there was swat like you said. I doubt they were really swat though. Everybody always says that but there's a difference between a swat team and your average police.
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Old 11-30-2007, 10:21 AM
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Caveat, this is not to be construed as legal advice and I am not licensed in Colorado. You may want to see about getting an attorney as this charge likely could go away if you have a clean record.
It appears that unless you are a professional, the charge would be a class one petty offense

18-10-103. Gambling - professional gambling - offenses.
Statute text

(1) A person who engages in gambling commits a class 1 petty offense.

(2) A person who engages in professional gambling commits a class 1 misdemeanor. If he is a repeating gambling offender, it is a class 5 felony.


A petty offense is subject to the following punishment
18-1.3-503. Petty offenses classified - penalties.
Statute text

(1) A violation of a statute of this state is a "petty offense" if specifically classified as a class 1 or class 2 petty offense. The penalty for commission of a class 1 petty offense, upon conviction, is a fine of not more than five hundred dollars, or imprisonment for not more than six months other than in state correctional facilities, or both. The penalty for commission of a class 2 petty offense is a fine specified in the section defining the offense. The penalty assessment procedure of section 16-2-201, C.R.S., is available for the payment of fines in class 2 petty offense cases.

[/ QUOTE ]omg america is a well and truly bananas country.playing cards a felony... help!
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Old 11-30-2007, 12:07 PM
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Wow you are a [censored] idiot not to hide the money if the cops were coming and you were given a warning. What did you think they were going to do with your money? That would have been the first thing I did followed by high tail it out of there so I didn't have to pay the ticket...albeit it would have been hard if there was swat like you said. I doubt they were really swat though. Everybody always says that but there's a difference between a swat team and your average police.

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I know i even thought about it. My mind was just kind of racing and then they started busting down the door. What the hell does it mean proffesional gmabling? I already got my ticket for court and it says petty offense 1. They cant change that now can they?
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Old 11-30-2007, 12:26 PM
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whos the pianist girl popeye?
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Old 11-30-2007, 12:29 PM
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(8) "Professional gambling" means:
(a) Aiding or inducing another to engage in gambling, with the intent to derive a profit therefrom; or
(b) Participating in gambling and having, other than by virtue of skill or luck, a lesser chance of losing or a greater chance of winning than one or more of the other participants.

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Do i need to worry about this? Ive already been ticketed for a petty offense 1. My schools legal services are bull crap.
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Old 11-30-2007, 12:47 PM
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jesus chirstr

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