dear pokerstars

[Schneids]

please turn off "bloodbath" mode from my account and please stop allowing the same mega-fish to hit gutshot after gutshot and flush after flush and overcard after overcard against me. it is not cool for me to get gutshotted ten times over a 200 hand HU match. i know your site likes to let new players run uber hot, but please let your vets run average too, as they are the pillars who keep your tables occupied.

[Thuey11]

first

[HokieGreg]

thirteenth

[0evg0]

lol minbet

[Schneids]

dear pokerstars, it is not cool to mock me by making me get rivered within seconds of posting my public letter, and turning me in another pot seconds later

PokerStars Game #10879869935: Hold'em Limit ($200/$400) - 2007/07/11 - 04:19:09 (ET)
Table 'Pegasus IV' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: TanShuiWen ($13867 in chips)
Seat 2: ibadbeatyou ($15761 in chips)
Seat 3: parliament ($15977 in chips)
Seat 4: PapaWarbucks ($21418 in chips)
Seat 5: patrikskjold ($19543 in chips)
Seat 6: HC_68 ($27724 in chips)
ibadbeatyou: posts small blind $100
parliament: posts big blind $200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PapaWarbucks [9s Ts]
PapaWarbucks: raises $200 to $400
patrikskjold: folds
HC_68: raises $200 to $600
TanShuiWen: folds
ibadbeatyou: raises $200 to $800
Betting is capped
parliament: folds
PapaWarbucks: calls $400
HC_68: calls $200
*** FLOP *** [7c 9d 9h]
ibadbeatyou: bets $200
PapaWarbucks: raises $200 to $400
HC_68: calls $400
ibadbeatyou: calls $200
*** TURN *** [7c 9d 9h] [Kc]
ibadbeatyou: checks
PapaWarbucks: bets $400
HC_68: calls $400
ibadbeatyou: folds
*** RIVER *** [7c 9d 9h Kc] [6d]
PapaWarbucks: bets $400
HC_68: raises $400 to $800
PapaWarbucks: calls $400
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HC_68: shows [6h 6s] (a full house, Sixes full of Nines)
PapaWarbucks: mucks hand
HC_68 collected $6195 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $6200 | Rake $5
Board [7c 9d 9h Kc 6d]
Seat 1: TanShuiWen (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: ibadbeatyou (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 3: parliament (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: PapaWarbucks mucked [9s Ts]
Seat 5: patrikskjold folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: HC_68 showed [6h 6s] and won ($6195) with a full house, Sixes full of Nines



PokerStars Game #10879874932: Hold'em Limit ($200/$400) - 2007/07/11 - 04:19:59 (ET)
Table 'Hadar IV' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: TanShuiWen ($6783 in chips)
Seat 2: parliament ($3178 in chips)
Seat 3: patrikskjold ($23370 in chips)
Seat 4: PapaWarbucks ($28413 in chips)
Seat 5: ibadbeatyou ($8885 in chips)
Seat 6: HC_68 ($36657 in chips)
parliament: posts small blind $100
patrikskjold: posts big blind $200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PapaWarbucks [Jd Ac]
PapaWarbucks: raises $200 to $400
ibadbeatyou: folds
HC_68: folds
TanShuiWen: folds
parliament: raises $200 to $600
patrikskjold: folds
PapaWarbucks: calls $200
*** FLOP *** [Kd 2h Qs]
parliament: bets $200
PapaWarbucks: raises $200 to $400
parliament: calls $200
*** TURN *** [Kd 2h Qs] [2c]
parliament: checks
PapaWarbucks: checks
*** RIVER *** [Kd 2h Qs 2c] [7s]
parliament: checks
PapaWarbucks: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
parliament: shows [8s As] (a pair of Deuces)
PapaWarbucks: shows [Jd Ac] (a pair of Deuces)
parliament collected $1098 from pot
PapaWarbucks collected $1097 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2200 | Rake $5
Board [Kd 2h Qs 2c 7s]
Seat 1: TanShuiWen (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: parliament (small blind) showed [8s As] and won ($1098) with a pair of Deuces
Seat 3: patrikskjold (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: PapaWarbucks showed [Jd Ac] and won ($1097) with a pair of Deuces
Seat 5: ibadbeatyou folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: HC_68 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[mkind0516]

LOL looks similiar to the email I sent Stars tonight after busting in the 1k in like 24th:

WHY IS YOUR SITE SO F***ING RIGGED!?!?!? I'M SO SICK OF THIS [censored]!
DAY IN FOR THE LAST 3 MONTHS I HAVE TAKEN SO MUCH [censored] FROM YOUR
SUPPOSED "RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR". "RANDOM"....BULL [censored]! IT'S
[censored] UNREAL HOW I LOSE EVERY [censored] HAND I PLAY DEEP IN A
TOURNAMENT ON YOUR SITE. I WIN ABOUT 5% OF SUPPOSED "50/50's" AND MY
DOMINATING HANDS WIN WITH ABOUT THE SAME FREQUENCY AS THE FOURTH OF
JULY IN A TWELVE MONTH CALENDAR YEAR!

I AM **BEGGING** YOU TO PLEASE TURN OFF WHATEVER DOOM SWITCH YOU HAVE
OVER MY ACCOUNT. YOU ARE DRIVING ME UP A WALL WITH THIS. PLEASE FIX
YOUR NUMBER GENERATOR TO MAKE IT TRULY RANDOM! THANK YOU!

[Bukem_]

Please let me know if this actually works. I quit pokerstars since they didn't give me an account this is supposed to win.

I have still eeked out a bit of profit on this god forsaken site but its only because I am that good.

[kyleb]

i used to work there

i loved answering emails like yours, so much fun.

[Schneids]

[ QUOTE ]
i used to work there

i loved answering emails like yours, so much fun.

[/ QUOTE ]

Good then maybe you know who to contact to inform them i am not a fan of hands like these?

PokerStars Game #10879947440: Hold'em Limit ($200/$400) - 2007/07/11 - 04:32:26 (ET)
Table 'Pegasus IV' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: TanShuiWen ($11747 in chips)
Seat 2: ibadbeatyou ($18841 in chips)
Seat 3: parliament ($27442 in chips)
Seat 4: PapaWarbucks ($15608 in chips)
Seat 5: patrikskjold ($17428 in chips)
Seat 6: HC_68 ($23109 in chips)
TanShuiWen: posts small blind $100
ibadbeatyou: posts big blind $200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PapaWarbucks [Ad Js]
parliament: raises $200 to $400
PapaWarbucks: raises $200 to $600
patrikskjold: folds
HC_68: raises $200 to $800
Betting is capped
TanShuiWen: folds
ibadbeatyou: folds
parliament: calls $400
PapaWarbucks: calls $200
*** FLOP *** [9h 4h Jh]
parliament: checks
PapaWarbucks: checks
HC_68: checks
*** TURN *** [9h 4h Jh] [7s]
parliament: bets $400
PapaWarbucks: calls $400
HC_68: folds
*** RIVER *** [9h 4h Jh 7s] [8s]
parliament: bets $400
PapaWarbucks: calls $400
*** SHOW DOWN ***
parliament: shows [Ks Td] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
PapaWarbucks: mucks hand
parliament collected $4295 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4300 | Rake $5
Board [9h 4h Jh 7s 8s]
Seat 1: TanShuiWen (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: ibadbeatyou (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: parliament showed [Ks Td] and won ($4295) with a straight, Seven to Jack
Seat 4: PapaWarbucks mucked [Ad Js]
Seat 5: patrikskjold folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: HC_68 (button) folded on the Turn


seriously i've had quite enough fun getting my will-power tested, it's ok if you pass along to pokerstars that it's acceptable for PapaWarbucks to flop the best hand and win with it.

[Schneids]

kyle i'm going to go ahead and thank you for this since i can only assume your word has travelend promptly to important people.


PokerStars Game #10879975376: Hold'em Limit ($200/$400) - 2007/07/11 - 04:37:30 (ET)
Table 'Hadar IV' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: TanShuiWen ($6858 in chips)
Seat 2: parliament ($16951 in chips)
Seat 3: patrikskjold ($21750 in chips)
Seat 4: PapaWarbucks ($28490 in chips)
Seat 5: ibadbeatyou ($12860 in chips)
Seat 6: HC_68 ($34227 in chips)
ibadbeatyou: posts small blind $100
HC_68: posts big blind $200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PapaWarbucks [As 6h]
TanShuiWen: folds
parliament: folds
patrikskjold: folds
PapaWarbucks: raises $200 to $400
ibadbeatyou: folds
HC_68: calls $200
*** FLOP *** [8c 3c 9s]
HC_68: checks
PapaWarbucks: bets $200
HC_68: raises $200 to $400
PapaWarbucks: calls $200
*** TURN *** [8c 3c 9s] [Ah]
HC_68: checks
PapaWarbucks: bets $400
HC_68: raises $400 to $800
PapaWarbucks: calls $400
*** RIVER *** [8c 3c 9s Ah] [6c]
HC_68: bets $400
PapaWarbucks: raises $400 to $800
HC_68: calls $400
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PapaWarbucks: shows [As 6h] (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
HC_68: mucks hand
PapaWarbucks collected $4895 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4900 | Rake $5
Board [8c 3c 9s Ah 6c]
Seat 1: TanShuiWen folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: parliament folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: patrikskjold folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: PapaWarbucks (button) showed [As 6h] and won ($4895) with two pair, Aces and Sixes
Seat 5: ibadbeatyou (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: HC_68 (big blind) mucked [9c 8s]




PokerStars Game #10879978052: Hold'em Limit ($200/$400) - 2007/07/11 - 04:37:59 (ET)
Table 'Hadar IV' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: TanShuiWen ($6858 in chips)
Seat 2: parliament ($16951 in chips)
Seat 3: patrikskjold ($21750 in chips)
Seat 4: PapaWarbucks ($30985 in chips)
Seat 5: ibadbeatyou ($12760 in chips)
Seat 6: HC_68 ($31827 in chips)
HC_68: posts small blind $100
TanShuiWen: posts big blind $200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PapaWarbucks [Kh Ah]
parliament: folds
patrikskjold: raises $200 to $400
PapaWarbucks: raises $200 to $600
ibadbeatyou: folds
HC_68: folds
TanShuiWen: folds
patrikskjold: raises $200 to $800
Betting is capped
PapaWarbucks: calls $200
*** FLOP *** [Kd 7s 4s]
patrikskjold: checks
PapaWarbucks: bets $200
patrikskjold: calls $200
*** TURN *** [Kd 7s 4s] [Js]
patrikskjold: checks
PapaWarbucks: bets $400
patrikskjold: calls $400
*** RIVER *** [Kd 7s 4s Js] [Jh]
patrikskjold: checks
PapaWarbucks: bets $400
patrikskjold: calls $400
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PapaWarbucks: shows [Kh Ah] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
patrikskjold: mucks hand
PapaWarbucks collected $3895 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3900 | Rake $5
Board [Kd 7s 4s Js Jh]
Seat 1: TanShuiWen (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: parliament folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: patrikskjold mucked [5d 5h]
Seat 4: PapaWarbucks showed [Kh Ah] and won ($3895) with two pair, Kings and Jacks
Seat 5: ibadbeatyou (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: HC_68 (small blind) folded before Flop