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My friend got one that said: "Order takeout soon; you will be hungry."
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#2
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There's only one fortune that I consider valid.
"You are going to die." |
#3
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the last time i had a fortune cookie, the fortune was blank on both sides. does that mean i have no future? [/ QUOTE ] Last time I got a fortune cookie, it had no paper inside at all. I took this to mean that I was going to die soon. I'm happy to say it hasn't come true...yet. |
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stick with your wife
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stick with your wife [/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] |
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The nerds in teh group will appreciate this.
guids great business idea #34 Bash.org fortune cookies. |
#8
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Panda Express has the worst fortunes ever.
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"That was not chicken"
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"I pissed in your rice" and it was hand written
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