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Old 09-29-2007, 10:25 PM
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Default Dance with the devil, remember that youre not on my level

So i met some random girl a week or two ago that was in a class of mine last year at school (i'm currently taking a year off school to be a professional bum) while walking down my street, and she stopped me when recognizing me, and asked if i had weed. I didn't but i gave her a friends number 'cause i'm a nice guy.

The next day, i get a call, and some girl immediately says "wrong number" and hangs up. A day or so later i get a facebook addy and it's this girl. Anyway, she's not super hot, but she's def. not ugly and i was thinking that there was nothing like a good ol' hit'n run seeing as it's been a few months. blah blah meow chow, we start texting back and forth.
Last night she texts me asking what i was up to etc and i told her (getting high, playing madden with a bunch of dudes obv, what else) and she told me she was with "Kevin" watching the office. I decided to invite her over, saying "i have weed". She replied with, "not tonight". Basically she outplayed me, F her. I for sure came off as desperate last night.

So i decide to not contact her for a few days to see if she did anything and if not, i'd make a laydown and never talk to her again. My phone rings tonight, at like 10, i answer and it's her. She asks me what i'm doing etc, i say playing poker. She's really carrying this conversation and i'm not showing any interest really. Then she asked if i was going out tonight. I strongly hinted that going was my intention. She told me to "text or call her if i got out". I said "for sure".


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I'M NOT CALLING YOU. YOU LOSE, I WIN, NO SEX FOR YOU AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
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Old 09-29-2007, 10:27 PM
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Default Re: Dance with the devil, remember that your not on my level

what
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Old 09-29-2007, 10:28 PM
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Default Re: Dance with the devil, remember that your not on my level

She won a battle, but it looks like you are gonna win the war.
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Old 09-29-2007, 10:29 PM
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Why not?
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Old 09-29-2007, 10:30 PM
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Default Re: Dance with the devil, remember that your not on my level

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Why not?

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why not what?
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Old 09-29-2007, 11:03 PM
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tl;dr
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Old 09-29-2007, 11:05 PM
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is the pale moonlight involved?
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Old 09-29-2007, 11:08 PM
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tl;dr

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just read the end. it's the best part by far.
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