1. Play Steve Billrakis 2. Secrets Inside 3. Profit

[Offspring6767]

I sit down at a 100NL, and find that I'm playing the craziest maniac I've ever seen. I can't seem to hit any hands against him, but eventually I find my groove, and start stacking him over and over again (after the hand posted below). After he sucked out on me a few times I started talking [censored], and when I started stacking him I kept asking how much money he had left. Eventually I have 1.5k and he finally leaves. As soon as he leaves people tell me it was Steve Billrakis. Good times, almost doubled my bankroll. Apparently he was drunk, I wish he wouldn't have left.

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
2 players
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Pre-flop: (2 players) Incredible Hulk is BB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $3</font>, Incredible Hulk calls.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($6, 2 players)
Incredible Hulk checks, <font color="#cc0000">SB bets $9</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Incredible Hulk raises to $30</font>, SB calls.

Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($66, 2 players)
Incredible Hulk checks, <font color="#cc0000">SB bets $42</font>, Incredible Hulk calls.

River: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($150, 2 players)
Incredible Hulk checks, <font color="#cc0000">SB is all-in $358.3</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Incredible Hulk calls all-in $275.35</font>.
Uncalled bets: $82.95 returned to SB.

Results:
Final pot: $700.7


Villian has AK

[Spechel EDD]

you already posted this

[dwf76]

I think you should change your title to goddamn maniacs.

[Offspring6767]

Obviously I found this out after I was done playing...Figured it was worth a new thread cuz I pwned a WSOP winner.

[Dexytp22]

lol wsopaments

[AggieAce]

Why were you asking him how much money he had left?

[FoxwoodsFiend]

Check out this hand from the 10k HU tournament:

PokerStars Game #11203524311: Tournament #56061831, $10000+$300 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (50/100) - 2007/07/29 - 17:09:10 (ET)
Table '56061831 4' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: MrSmokey1 (10664 in chips)
Seat 2: Maroonlime (9336 in chips)
Maroonlime: posts small blind 50
MrSmokey1: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Maroonlime [Jc 7h]
Maroonlime: raises 200 to 300
MrSmokey1: calls 200
*** FLOP *** [4h 3d Tc]
MrSmokey1: checks
Maroonlime: bets 400
MrSmokey1: calls 400
*** TURN *** [4h 3d Tc] [As]
MrSmokey1: checks
Maroonlime: bets 1100
MrSmokey1: calls 1100
*** RIVER *** [4h 3d Tc As] [7d]
MrSmokey1: checks
Maroonlime: bets 3100
MrSmokey1: calls 3100
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Maroonlime: shows [Jc 7h] (a pair of Sevens)
MrSmokey1: mucks hand
Maroonlime collected 9800 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 9800 | Rake 0
Board [4h 3d Tc As 7d]
Seat 1: MrSmokey1 (big blind) mucked [6s 6d]
Seat 2: Maroonlime (button) (small blind) showed [Jc 7h] and won (9800) with a pair of Sevens

[0evg0]

I'm sure Smokey was playing at the top of his game at a random 100NL table in the middle of the night.

Props.

.....

[Offspring6767]

I'm beginning to hate this forum. I posted cuz I thought it was funny that a maniac at a 100NL table happened to be a bracelet winner, not to brag about my insane skills.