2 out of 3 goals accomplished at college

[RedLightCruiser]

So not more than an hour ago I completed goal #2 that I set out to do in my freshman year here at college: I gave a girl the money shot. None of this all over her chin [censored] either, it was all over her. She almost didn't go down on me (I had some raunch cock stench from not showering since Sunday night). In all honesty I'd say this will become a been there done that type of thing. Its essentially the same as jacking off, which I'm by no means above, but hey, BJ's are like a once a month thing for me so its a big deal that one was actually finished off the right way for a change.

Oh, FYI my first goal was to win a fight - did that the cheap way. I actually used a one-shotter of mace from my keychain (ordered it online), so Im not too proud of it but it did the job. I sort of instigated it with this small-but-tough-looking kid in his dorm while he was by himself (I was just roaming dorm floors on a friday night back in sept) and he finally told me off and starting to come at me and I just put him in a headlock before he could run his mouth anymore, then came the mace and then I just pummeled on his sides for 2 minutes and booked it out of there. It was great because after like 30 seconds he just had this muffled crying going on. I almost got in some serious legal trouble since I was caught immediately, but fortunately I got an assault misdemeanor and a disc. from the university (my family employs an amazing lawyer, boo-yah)

Goal #3 might seem [censored] up to you, but basically I want a girl to piss on me in the shower. Again, just a one time thing and since its in the shower it will be clean and all. My friend said he did this in high school and afterwards the girl let him do anything to her (he stuck a poolstick up her ass, plus he came on her after sex like every single time). Anyways I want to try and lock in on a girlfriend for this one, since obviously I wouldnt let just any girl do this. I probably wont tell anyone that I know in real life about this either since its one of those things Ill get ragged on til Im 30 for, so itll be nice to have this outlet!

Anyone else have any goals they set heading into college this fall?