Cool ass sayings not used enough

[Conte Rules]

nuttin but a thang

[obiedman]

"a real shot of life" when talking about somebody

[popeye18]

In response to a question where the answer is obviously yes...

Does the pope wear a beanie?

Does a bear [censored] in the woods?

[vhawk01]

Tighter/colder than a nun's box.

[Borodog]

My brother told me about this electronics instructor he had that would get royally pissed off when he couldn't find something, like for example a certain gauge wire, and he'd start cursing and shouting, "Somebody 'round here's queer for wire!"

So whenever you can't find what you're looking for, just start yelling about how somebody's queer for it.

"Somebody's queer for my car keys, damnit!"

"Who the [censored] is queer for all the damn pencils?"

The great thing is that it works if there is TOO MUCH of an item, as well:

"What're they, queer for napkins in this place?"

PS: I posted in BBV4L. I feel all dirty.

[Mike Cuneo]

I put on my robe and wizard hat

[Skoob]

Colder than a well-digger's ass.

That's a hum-dinger!

[noseeds99]

my buddies dad once said, "its hotter than two rats [censored] in a sock out there" I thought that was cool

[billygrippo]

GLAVIN!1

[Befolder]

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The cat's meow

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This is what I call my house for poker tournaments.