Pick your poison: Alba vs. Rosie

blufish · #1 08-11-2007, 12:32 AM

Derek Jeter supposedly gave Jessica Alba the herps.

You are forced to either have sex unprotected with Alba and risk it once, or be Rosie's sex slave for a week.

What's your action?

evilempire · #2 08-11-2007, 12:42 AM

you're kidding right?

blufish · #3 08-11-2007, 12:45 AM

About what??

The rumor or the choice?

Klompy · #4 08-11-2007, 12:45 AM

I hate the fact that google confirmed that this is indeed a real rumor.

kkcountry · #5 08-11-2007, 12:47 AM

I'd rather have sex with Jeter once than Rosie for a week.

stabn · #6 08-11-2007, 01:08 AM

This is probably the dumbest question asked in oot this year. And we've had threads like "what are washcloths for".

Full-Metall · #7 08-11-2007, 01:15 AM

I'd rather have a threesome with Roseanne and Rosie than punch alba's kitty.

marchron · #8 08-11-2007, 02:22 AM

Levelled?

Or do you just like the BBWs? Or, in terms of Roseanne and Rosie, BWs?

blufish · #9 08-11-2007, 03:38 PM

oh. my mistake. i was just about to inquire as to who would win - a golden retriever against an NFL kickoff coverage team, but someone beat me to it...

forgot this forum was for serious inquiries only.

now stfu and answer the question.

traz · #10 08-11-2007, 03:43 PM

I'm pretty sure this is a sign that OP is gay or likes lesbian fat chicks