Boogering chips

[Arbitrage]

I recently started putting boogers on chips. I do this when I'm stuck and getting cold decked. If my dry spell is ended by me winning a small pot, I'll toke the dealer a boogered chip. I usually have a loaded chip ready when it;s my bb, so If someone raises me they're gonna get a boogered chip. And if I'm I got a really big nasty/slimey/bloody booger, I'll sandwhich it between 2 chips.

Is this +EV?

[tom10167]

You aren't the first. I blow my nose on my chips constantly.

[Xellos]

A few weeks ago in an 8/16 game a dealer took a $2 chip from the small blind and replaced it with two $1 chips from her rack to split between jackpot/rake and was surprised to find a piece of gum fusing the two chips together. I thought that there was only one disgusting freak that did this sort of thing to the chips, I was wrong.

[steamboatin]

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A few weeks ago in an 8/16 game a dealer took a $2 chip from the small blind and replaced it with two $1 chips from her rack to split between jackpot/rake and was surprised to find a piece of gum fusing the two chips together. I thought that there was only one disgusting freak that did this sort of thing to the chips, I was wrong.


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It is amazing how many disgusting freaks are walking around these days.

[pismeyer]

...Now I remember why I carry some of those little "wet napkins" around with me.

Christ God Almighty I about spewed my breakfast after reading this post! [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[smittymatt]

OMG, I'm turning 21 in 3 days, but maybe I'll just stick to intranet poker.

[KurtSF]

A strategy for confidence and success!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CWTApIE9zw0

You think you're better than me? Well you've handled my boogerchips!

[Obfuscation]

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I recently started putting boogers on chips. I do this when I'm stuck and getting cold decked. If my dry spell is ended by me winning a small pot, I'll toke the dealer a boogered chip. I usually have a loaded chip ready when it;s my bb, so If someone raises me they're gonna get a boogered chip. And if I'm I got a really big nasty/slimey/bloody booger, I'll sandwhich it between 2 chips.

Is this +EV?

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Finally the mystery of the Borgata chips is solved!!

[Mygtar]

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I recently started putting boogers on chips. I do this when I'm stuck and getting cold decked. If my dry spell is ended by me winning a small pot, I'll toke the dealer a boogered chip. I usually have a loaded chip ready when it;s my bb, so If someone raises me they're gonna get a boogered chip. And if I'm I got a really big nasty/slimey/bloody booger, I'll sandwhich it between 2 chips.

Is this +EV?

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My guess is you are the same guy that left this little gem.

[Richter]

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OMG, I'm turning 21 in 3 days, but maybe I'll just stick to intranet poker.

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Intranet poker?? whats that?