Genital warts and Compound W Freeze Off

Dex · #1 08-08-2005, 03:22 AM

I have been trying, unsuccessfully, to treat my genital warts for over a year now. Enough is enough.

Two prescriptions of Aldara did nothing except irritate the hell out of the skin on the head of my penis (eventually forming a scab and bleeding) and put $300 or so into 3M's pockets.

Two bottles of Forces of Nature "Warts No More Super Strength Plus" did nothing except irritate the skin, making it crack and bleed in places, and put $200 or so into Forces of Nature's pockets.

I also have cut way down on alcohol intake (though I wasn't drinking all that much anyway), eaten more vegetables and healthy foods, taken vitamins every day, and gotten more exercise since I found out I had HPV, so that my immune system would have a better chance of fighting off the virus. I don't smoke either.

The urologist seemed to be trying very hard not to discuss any other treatment options with me except him doing laser surgery. I get the feeling this was because him doing laser surgery was the option that would make him the most money. From what I've read, mine aren't extensive enough to warrant laser surgery.

The other doctor I've seen prescribed the Aldara (at my request) but didn't seem very well informed about HPV or its treatment options.

I've had it. My patience is gone.

Tonight I purchased some Compound W Freeze Off.

It is not intended to be used on genital warts. However, I have heard of people using this successfully on their genital warts when nothing else had worked.

I am going to use it here in a few minutes.

Wish me luck.

Big Steve · #2 08-08-2005, 03:24 AM

LOL Good Luck. or you could dip your nuts in Liquid Nitrogen for a minute and then Lather, Rinse and Repeat. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Big Steve [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

kurosh · #3 08-08-2005, 03:36 AM

POTD. Nothing's too personal for OOT, eh?

zephed · #4 08-08-2005, 03:39 AM

I really hope you [censored] that bitch over in the divorce...

-Skeme- · #5 08-08-2005, 03:45 AM

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I really hope you [censored] that bitch over in the divorce...

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ekky · #6 08-08-2005, 03:53 AM

Solution:

Get a sex change, remove the painful wanger.. and then covertly meet your wife and convince her you are a lesbian crack-dealer.

When you meet up for the exchange, nut her in the face and then dump in her eye.

Once this operation is complete, go and get a sex change back to a male, and then you will be given a man-organ that is devoid of warts... and probably more copious then before said plan of action.

g00t?

Dex · #7 08-08-2005, 04:17 AM

OMG. When the applicator touches skin, you can hear it sizzling. "Ssssssss".

Three down, a few more to go.

Edit: Well, not really three "down", as they won't go away immediately, but three that I've applied the Freeze Off to.

Lawrence Ng · #8 08-08-2005, 04:22 AM

It hurts just reading this thread...

Lawrence

AEKDBet · #9 08-08-2005, 04:30 AM

You said it man.

I am now scared of sex.

Bukem_ · #10 08-08-2005, 04:48 AM

Are you freezing them off?

I had some warts on my feet when i was younger, one doctor kept trying to freeze them off, but he never did it that long, and they never went away.

Then I had another doctor, and she really froze them for a long time. I was in huge pain for a long time, couldn't walk, wanted to sleep but couldnt'. BUt they went away soon after that treatment.