[ ] Interesting Cunningham chat

[evil_ronnie]

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ibetulose: nice
Mike Matusow: ty
ibetulose: 4 hearts in the handm makes it the most impressive
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AllenCunningham: be cool, stay in school
AllenCunningham: i flunked out of second grade and started
husting pool at 8
AllenCunningham: years old
AllenCunningham: second grade engineering fast track
AllenCunningham: they dont cover stem cell till grad school
AllenCunningham: i'm not an engineer
AllenCunningham: flunked out of second grade
i felt it: nice jacks
AllenCunningham: they wouldnt hire me with taht on my resume
AllenCunningham: losing
AllenCunningham: having to live on free mcdonald's ketchup
AllenCunningham: and sleeping in the back seet of your pinto
AllenCunningham: there are alot of 'professional' players who
would love to have the life im describing
waterelephant: hey gimme your lock tomorrow
waterelephant: u runnin bad
AllenCunningham: what's 'coule' nottok
waterelephant: stuck 45 this week
waterelephant: who u like
Iwill Outdraw U: mikey, who is your lock sunday?
waterelephant: yo ahole i asked u somethin
waterelephant: fu then
Mike Matusow: u talking to me
Iwill Outdraw U: mikey, who u like sunday u degenirite
AllenCunningham: if you're really making a million billion at
poker i guess you could quit school
waterelephant: no im talkin to hilopkunto
waterelephant: who u think imk talkin too
AllenCunningham: it's hard to go back though
AllenCunningham: if you think you have a chance to cure
cancer you should prolly go with that
waterelephant: now im gonna start crank callijn ya
AllenCunningham: i was majoring in CE and dropped out after 2
years
doublejoker: mike todd never transferred that amount from tulsa
Mike Matusow: u serious illcallhim
doublejoker: thanks
doublejoker: how was the live game at bellagio
doublejoker: ram vaswani
doublejoker: chris bjorin
doublejoker: ram vaswani
AllenCunningham: limit 8or better; pot limit high
doublejoker: vanessa is pretty in person
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doublejoker: not a s pretty as frederica
AllenCunningham: they can't even spell poker over there
AllenCunningham: they spell it 'pokeur'
AllenCunningham: i dont really have a pulse on the british
plaayers
AllenCunningham: learn all the games. probably start with
holdem
doublejoker: allen beat lisandro heads up
doublejoker: i would never ever win those hands
AllenCunningham: i just cant decide, worsecase
AllenCunningham: it's tough quitting behind or ahead. i usally
quit even
AllenCunningham: everyone's too good at holdem
Mike Matusow: double no answer i left message
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what is 7x6: hey dags
John DAgostino: hello 42
what is 7x6: your daughter is adorable, Mar sends me links
John DAgostino: thanks
John DAgostino: who are you?
John DAgostino: do i know you?
what is 7x6: ask her, we have chatted for a while, met on
NWP, i mostly play stars
John DAgostino: ok
Mike Matusow: wowo
Mike Matusow: nh
AllenCunningham: ty
John DAgostino: hello mikey, allen
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AllenCunningham: yo what up dags
AllenCunningham: how goes all?
John DAgostino: goes fine
John DAgostino: life is good
AllenCunningham: awsome
John DAgostino: how bout u
AllenCunningham: i'm awsome
John DAgostino: good to hear
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Mike Matusow: lol
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Mike Matusow: im so bad
Mike Matusow: i give tha tpot away
Mike Matusow: ukno no one folds a pair
John DAgostino: lol
Mike Matusow: u give him my pot
Mike Matusow: that don the donk
John DAgostino: im just trying to figure out what ted flopped
Mike Matusow: what joke
Mike Matusow: ihad flush draw a 2 and a 7
Mike Matusow: and i just fold
what is 7x6: snh
what is 7x6: nh
John DAgostino: ty
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Mike Matusow: the 5s not good alwqys
Mike Matusow: nuts flush no good i guess
Mike Matusow: im so bad

[Francis_MH]

[ ] OP took the time to edit and make the chat readable

[STA654]

Does cunningham smoke weed?

[tehpokarplayor]

tl/dr

[STA654]

Wait he's just telling some kid to stay in school instead of quitting and trying to play poker for a living.

unintresting.

[Micro Donk]

i like how everyone else ignored him and kept talking to matusow

[flopped da joint]

sounded like he was trying to give good advice.telling younger players to stay in school rather than chase poker dreams.

[JSmith2007]

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i like how everyone else ignored him and kept talking to matusow

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Me too, I was reading it and kept laughing. Especially when it took me awhile (halfway through chat) to realize they were all talking to railbirds. I thought Allen was talking to himself while everyone else talked to Mike lol

[Nick Rivers]

[x] What a tool.

[a nonymous]

Waiting for the interesting part.