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Old 08-17-2007, 10:02 AM
NU Star NU Star is offline
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Default Re: Help: Trousers unzip themselves

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I've got a pair of jeans that unzip themselves all the time, it's real annoying. Any advice?

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1. Put jeans on
2. Nail fly shut
3. ???
4. Profit
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Old 08-17-2007, 10:07 AM
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Default Re: Help: Trousers unzip themselves

stop being such a fat [censored]
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Old 08-17-2007, 10:09 AM
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Default Re: Help: Trousers unzip themselves

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I've got a pair of jeans that unzip themselves all the time, it's real annoying. Any advice?

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That's actually a good solution... except that need to be able to unzip.
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Old 08-17-2007, 10:09 AM
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Default Re: Help: Trousers unzip themselves

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stop being such a fat [censored]

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irrelevant.
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Old 08-17-2007, 10:17 AM
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Default Re: Help: Trousers unzip themselves

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stop being such a fat [censored]

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irrelevant.

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incorrect, wearing jeans that are too small for you (ie due to fat gut) pushes down on the zipper and makes them come down. I don't know if it actually does but being fat is directly proportional to zips coming down.

I am too fat for one of my pairs of jeans and this happens, doesn't on other ones
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Old 11-15-2007, 07:44 PM
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Default Re: Help: Trousers unzip themselves

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I've got a pair of jeans that unzip themselves all the time, it's real annoying. Any advice?

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buy a mail-order wife
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Old 11-15-2007, 07:45 PM
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Default Re: Help: Trousers unzip themselves

[x] thread delivers
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Old 11-15-2007, 07:47 PM
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Default Re: Help: Trousers unzip themselves

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I was more looking for something like "rub some soap on it"

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1) find hawt shorty
2) pants unzip self
3) tell her to "rub some soap on it"
4) ??????
5) relax baby, i'm just taking a piss
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Old 11-15-2007, 07:47 PM
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that checkbox [censored] is really [censored] annoying afaik.
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Old 11-15-2007, 07:49 PM
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Default Re: Help: Trousers unzip themselves

i know right
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