stupidest move you've ever made with the opposite sex

[SNOWBALL]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Where to begin...

[/ QUOTE ]

Goofy, I have you so badly beaten, it's sick. Seriously, someone gimme my old undertitle back. I deserve it so much.


I was 13 or 14, and had managed to pick up on this extremely hot 17 year old jewgirl. I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] the jewgirls. Anyway, I was at her house, and her parents weren't there. She asked if I wanted to screw. I told her I didn't want it to inferfere with our friendship. I had kissed her previously, and had a 3 way makeout session with her and her TWIN sister with some decent grinding action. To this day, I have absolutely no clue WTF I was thinking. This is one of the biggest beats of my life honestly.
Yes, I was a virgin at the time.

[/ QUOTE ]

this makes me sad, but im really curious how anyone will beat this

[/ QUOTE ]

no one will beat this. I only posted it because I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] goofy, and wanted to make him feel better about his own shortcomings. I can't really stress enough how hot this girl was. She was thin, but had a great curvy ass. Her breasts were very healthy, and perfectly shaped. Oh, and her lips...her lips...
Dear god...

[goofyballer]

I'm still undecided as to whether this makes me feel better or just sad that others receive such gifts from the heavens and waste them so. I'll get back to you on that.

[cowpig]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
1 e4 d5
2 exd4 Qxd4
3 Nc3 Qe4?

[/ QUOTE ]

FYP... for no excusable reason.

[/ QUOTE ]

level?

[AlfilRey]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
1 e4 d5
2 exd5 Qxd5
3 Nc3 Qe4?

[/ QUOTE ]

FYP... for no excusable reason.

[/ QUOTE ]

QFnotknowingWTFrandomlettersandnumbersmean

[/ QUOTE ]

FYFYP

[ QUOTE ]
1.f3 e5
2.g4 Qh4++

if by stupid you mean illegal


[/ QUOTE ]

This is the shortest checkmate possible in chess. Not illegal.

[Pog0]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
1 e4 d5
2 exd4 Qxd4
3 Nc3 Qe4?

[/ QUOTE ]

FYP... for no excusable reason.

[/ QUOTE ]

level?

[/ QUOTE ]

man, there was virtually nothing right with that first post, was there?

I mean, it was creative enough, but someone should have at least drawn a chess board to get their story straight.

[diebitter]

Her (cutey who is on her drunken hen night): Wow, it's really hot in here...

(she gazes deep in my eyes, she wants some vitamin db badly...)

ME: TELL ME ABOUT IT. FEEL MY BACK, IT'S SOAKING. I'M SWEATING LIKE A FKN PIG.

[Limesparks]

[ QUOTE ]
man, there was virtually nothing right with that first post, was there?

[/ QUOTE ]
sorry botvinNITS

drunk + chess =

[KFCandKoolAid]

i blew 2 layups with the 2 hottest chicks i ever had a chance to bang. both times i got too drunk and never closed the deal. one was on a first date in vegas where i fell asleep on the toilet in our hotel room(after having her naked in bed but had to throw up before i sealed the deal).

the other time i met up with a childhood friend who i hadn't seen in a long time. i had just broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years and my cousin hooked us up to go out. i met up with her and her friend for a few drinks. she went out of her way to drop off her friend so we could hook up. i went for the ride to drop off her friend and we stopped for a bite to eat to sober up a bit. after eating i made her drop me off at my car instead of going to her house to lay the pipe(she insisted but i drove home alone).

both were 9+. i lose [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[diebitter]

Falling deeply and madly in love, her being in love with me for a long time, then getting completely dumped. Sorta 'you're a turd on my shoe, I'm scraping you off' dumped.


/thread

[Syberduh]

[ QUOTE ]

1 e4 d5
2 exd4 Qxd4
3 Nc6 ... so I shot her for cheating. But hey, that's how we play the game in Texas

[/ QUOTE ]

Concept: A+
Execution: imo