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11-28-2007, 05:31 PM
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Re: Examples of why your dad is/was awesome
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] all the other stuff i've seen is all in good fun i guess but i'm just saying i'd be very pissed if someone put a bumper sticker on my car especially if i had a nice car. didn't mean to rain on everyone's dad parade but if i came in here and was like, "my dad was awesome because of that one time when we killed that hobo together and didn't tell anyone." i'm sure someone would say something [/ QUOTE ] Do you really not see the difference between the two? [/ QUOTE ] ok how about me and my dad keyed some guy's car? or put shaving cream on it so it ate away at some of the paint? the difference just vanished. [/ QUOTE ] I'm gonna drive by your house today and smash your mailbox. [/ QUOTE ] bring it nath and you can kiss those three teeth goodbye 
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11-28-2007, 05:47 PM
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Re: Examples of why your dad is/was awesome
I was a HUGE baseball growing up. When I was in the 5th grade my dad took me out of school for week, and the two of us went to Florida to watch spring training games. We stayed in Tampa, and drove all over Florida to watch baseball all day. I think we took in 8 games over a 5 day period. The players were very accessible and the atmosphere was really relaxed, so I was able to get right up on the field during batting practice and warmups. I've been on several kick *** vacations since then (Spain, Italy, Hawaii) but this trip will always stick out in my mind as the best vacation I've ever had.
One of my most treasured possesions to this day is a scrapbook we made of the trip with pictures, autographs, ticket stubs, programs, ect.
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11-28-2007, 06:46 PM
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Re: Examples of why your dad is/was awesome
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] all the other stuff i've seen is all in good fun i guess but i'm just saying i'd be very pissed if someone put a bumper sticker on my car especially if i had a nice car. didn't mean to rain on everyone's dad parade but if i came in here and was like, "my dad was awesome because of that one time when we killed that hobo together and didn't tell anyone." i'm sure someone would say something [/ QUOTE ] Do you really not see the difference between the two? [/ QUOTE ] ok how about me and my dad keyed some guy's car? or put shaving cream on it so it ate away at some of the paint? the difference just vanished. [/ QUOTE ] I'm gonna drive by your house today and smash your mailbox. [/ QUOTE ] bring it nath and you can kiss those three teeth goodbye [/ QUOTE ] Moderator has already been notified of this post.
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11-28-2007, 07:48 PM
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Re: Examples of why your dad is/was awesome
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] all the other stuff i've seen is all in good fun i guess but i'm just saying i'd be very pissed if someone put a bumper sticker on my car especially if i had a nice car. didn't mean to rain on everyone's dad parade but if i came in here and was like, "my dad was awesome because of that one time when we killed that hobo together and didn't tell anyone." i'm sure someone would say something [/ QUOTE ] Do you really not see the difference between the two? [/ QUOTE ] ok how about me and my dad keyed some guy's car? or put shaving cream on it so it ate away at some of the paint? the difference just vanished. [/ QUOTE ] I'm gonna drive by your house today and smash your mailbox. [/ QUOTE ] bring it nath and you can kiss those three teeth goodbye [/ QUOTE ] Moderator has already been notified of this post. [/ QUOTE ] really? cool!
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11-28-2007, 10:28 PM
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Re: Examples of why your dad is/was awesome
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] all the other stuff i've seen is all in good fun i guess but i'm just saying i'd be very pissed if someone put a bumper sticker on my car especially if i had a nice car. didn't mean to rain on everyone's dad parade but if i came in here and was like, "my dad was awesome because of that one time when we killed that hobo together and didn't tell anyone." i'm sure someone would say something [/ QUOTE ] Do you really not see the difference between the two? [/ QUOTE ] ok how about me and my dad keyed some guy's car? or put shaving cream on it so it ate away at some of the paint? the difference just vanished. [/ QUOTE ] I'm gonna drive by your house today and smash your mailbox. [/ QUOTE ] bring it nath and you can kiss those three teeth goodbye [/ QUOTE ] Moderator has already been notified of this post. [/ QUOTE ] lol at a schoolyard scrap breaking out in "why my dad is awesome" thread.
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11-28-2007, 10:58 PM
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Re: Examples of why your dad is/was awesome
Well these submissions are destined to be unique:
- Snuck me out of the house after my mother went to bed when I was ~8-10 to take me to nearby bars and play sit-down Pac-Man with him. He was really hooked on that game. I memorized the patterns up until the ninth key though so I was at least as good as he was. - used to force me to play UNO, Backgammon, Master Mind, and other games with him when I was in the 10-12 age range. He often made me stay up until 2-3AM playing these games with him for his entertainment. Actually, I didn't consider that awesome at the time, but it's kinda funny after the fact. Also, whenever I beat him in UNO, which was often (yeah, Skip-UNO-out bitch!) he would declare a "Giant Game" and we had to play longer OR he would declare it was "an exhibition" and therefore didn't count. - used to watch the Playboy Channel with me while we played said games. When a money shot was about to happen he would stop play and announce "hold on, cum scene". - let me smoke cigars on the golf course with him when I was >5 years old. One specific time we played through a group and someone was overheard saying "that's a pretty good golfer for a midget". - referred to the remote control for the TV as "the utensil". Usually in an authoritative manner, as in "give me the utensil". - smoked pipe tobacco, mostly Borkum Riff. Very fragrant. He used an actual full-size flowerpot next to where he sat on the couch to empty it out. On more than one occasion he called the nearby grocery store and told them he was sending his son with a note to buy pipe tobacco. They sold it to me every time. - once blew up a toilet at a hotel with an M-80. While trying to put it back together, he cut himself. Thinking fast, he called the lobby and told them the toilet broke and he got cut in the process...they hooked him up with the Presidential Suite for the rest of the trip. - once leased a car and drove it around the country. Went way over on miles. Ended up jacking it up in reverse in our garage and backed about 80% of the miles off of it before turning it in. It took him weeks.
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11-28-2007, 11:01 PM
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Re: Examples of why your dad is/was awesome
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- once leased a car and drove it around the country. Went way over on miles. Ended up jacking it up in reverse in our garage and backed about 80% of the miles off of it before turning it in. It took him weeks. [/ QUOTE ] I thought this didn't work. That Ferris Bueller is full of [censored] man.
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