How to Break Antonio of the Habit

[AKoffsuit]

don't forget the weier allin speech whenever two players are all in or a big pot is being played
"no matter what happens i want you guys to know bla bla bla"

[916greatest]

hes a bot ldo

[Veecee]

I need to quit poker and get into the furniture business.

[SmokeyRidesAgain]

Someone needs to make an Esfandiari phrase generator type thing.

[SmokeyRidesAgain]

Oh wait nevermind that's this forum.

[pricklypete]

He might as well have his own forum.

[throwitback]

at least hes not all about R&R anymore

[markksman]

I think we just need to create some new one-liners for him to use to mix it up.

"I am not Persian I am Mexican. OLE!"

"Do You Handshake?"

"Phil Laak Lets Me Watch"

add your own.

[Hipsdontlie69]

"I could be humping Camels right now"
"I could be part of that boy band in Iran, DTA, "Death to America" boy band"
"I could be selling furniture with bombs right now"
"I could be playing poker with Abdul and our wager is our azzes, whoever wins gets to Brokeback Mountain the loser."

and finally,
"I could be in the desert walking with a donkey named Farha".

[ArmenH]

"I wonder what it's like to win"
Because he's never won playing poker, give me a break .