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keep grinding SH 100 unlimited hold them 27 7.34%
dominate SH 200 unlimited 76 20.65%
grind 2/4 - 5/10 SH min bet hold them 20 5.43%
shortstack wherever HIV is 96 26.09%
PPBJ 82 22.28%
BASTARD 67 18.21%
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  #871  
Old 11-13-2007, 02:59 PM
goofyballer goofyballer is offline
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You and Goofy Baller were truly made for each other! [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Yeah wtf is a girl doing challenging my title of "most clueless BBV poster that's actually gotten somewhere with the opposite sex"?
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Old 11-13-2007, 03:01 PM
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You and Goofy Baller were truly made for each other! [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Yeah wtf is a girl doing challenging my title of "most clueless BBV poster that's actually gotten somewhere with the opposite sex"?

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See that's funny cuz my defense was that I'm ACTUALLY a girl.
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Old 11-13-2007, 03:05 PM
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Default Re: *OFFICIAL* Sexytime Containment Thread

That's what makes this even more mind-blowing. Guys are cool with just hooking up with girls regardless of emotions, so all you really have to do is use your feminine wiles and stop overanalyzing so goddamn much and jump on top of him; yet, here I am where I actually have to (god forbid) make girls actually like me and I seem to have more of a clue for perhaps the first time in BBV history! This needs to stop.
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Old 11-13-2007, 03:06 PM
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You and Goofy Baller were truly made for each other! [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Yeah wtf is a girl doing challenging my title of "most clueless BBV poster that's actually gotten somewhere with the opposite sex"?

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I told her last night I was going to lobby for a "female goofyballer" title change.
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Old 11-13-2007, 03:10 PM
divides_by_zero divides_by_zero is offline
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Except I don't just want a hookup with this guy. Clearly I've demonstrated that I can get a hookup if I want to (32yo HAS contacted me I just haven't responded), but this guy is an actual friend and I don't have many of those so I don't want to mess that up.

Plus I have a note from my doctor.
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Old 11-13-2007, 03:14 PM
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Plus I have a note from my doctor.

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Wat?
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Old 11-13-2007, 03:18 PM
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Plus I have a note from my doctor.

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Wat?

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About the anxiety. See above.
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Old 11-13-2007, 03:21 PM
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Default Re: *OFFICIAL* Sexytime Containment Thread

He is in theater + gets emotional while drunk + not attracted to/doesn't try and sex attractive chick + has long eyelashes and really pretty aqua eyes = teh gehy

You need a new gaydar unit I sugest ebay
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Old 11-13-2007, 03:22 PM
divides_by_zero divides_by_zero is offline
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Heh - he's REALLY touchy about people assuming he's gay because of the theater thing. Remember - this is MIT theater, throws off the gaydar.
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Old 11-13-2007, 03:27 PM
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Except I don't just want a hookup with this guy. Clearly I've demonstrated that I can get a hookup if I want to (32yo HAS contacted me I just haven't responded), but this guy is an actual friend and I don't have many of those so I don't want to mess that up.

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BLargh. Head asplode. You put me on life tilt. goofyballer was right. Poor shmucks work their ass off for a girl half as gud as you to even look at them and you've practiaclly hit this guy over the head with a sign and nothing.

There is only one way a boy-girl friendship gets worse once sex has been added to the mix for a guy. and thats if the girl is a fatty/ugo If his wonderful aqua eyes work he can see you're hawt. Sex him up. If he's into you (or can even get a boner because he's clearly ghey) then you win, if he's not into you just play it off as "no big deal friend sexytime" and then get over him. Its not like he's going to get emotional becuase that would mean he's into you.

Its win-win for him. Sex with a hawty or a girlfriend. No way that ruins a friendship. Next time dont ask him to watch Snakes on a Plain. Take your top off and see what happens. If he tells you he likes your blouse you have a ghey, and if not, sexytime experiment time
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