Girl passed out in my bed

[MasterLJ]

You really want to turn this into a lay?

1. Sleep on the couch
2. Get up early
3. Make her breakfast
4. Walk her home tomorrow
5. Get digits
6. 74% chance of getting laid within the next week.
7. Brag: No chance of going to prison for rape.

[DblBarrelJ]

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You really want to turn this into a lay?

1. Sleep on the couch
2. Get up early
3. Make her breakfast
4. Walk her home tomorrow
5. Get digits
6. 74% chance of getting laid within the next week.
7. Brag: No chance of going to prison for rape.

[/ QUOTE ]

This play has worked for me in the past. Nice guys don't always finish last.

If you're sincere and nice to her in the morning, and care (or appear to care) about if she's sick or hungover or whatever, you can probably turn this into a pretty regular friends with benefits situation if you play it correctly.

[diebitter]

about 3:16 minutes in, LDO (NSFW):


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M573fOeBqlI

[I_AM_EVIL]

[ QUOTE ]
about 3:16 minutes in, LDO (NSFW):


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M573fOeBqlI

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wow, I can't believe youtube hasn't deleted that yet.

[NozeCandy]

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Call her a taxi and tell the cabbie her address. Don't call her again just so she doesn't have to relive the experience. You're welcome.

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If you are really a girl and think this is good advice, just wow.

[SinkRox]

edit: wrong thread

[diebitter]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
about 3:16 minutes in, LDO (NSFW):


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M573fOeBqlI

[/ QUOTE ]

wow, I can't believe youtube hasn't deleted that yet.

[/ QUOTE ]

They'll be put on double secret probation once it's spotted.

[EMc]

Penis on the back?

[Irish Mafia]

pics?

[jtown1010]

Make sure you put an IV filled with Vodka in her arm while she sleeps so you don't run the risk of her not wanting to [censored] you while she's sober.