Sorry, I just made a donk post to the wrong forum (NC Thread)

[marchron]

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Oh, btw, nominations for the next NC thread are now open. If you already nominated something and still want it nominated, you'd better repost it, because if you nominated it earlier, I won't find it.

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I present to you MARCHRON'S DRUNKERN NC THREAD TITLE NOMINATIONS:

I almost went on hupothetical tilt. (Xhad)

The size of the pair mattyers (also Xhad)

no lapdances dur to absoninal surgery (nomadtrla)

less hugs morwe bans (kerowo)

beware the split fingertred fastball, gentlemsn; it sjows no mrecy, and you will swingt every time OR a girl who faces more batters in an 8-houtr [censored] than nolan ryan faced dring his career (both tyler crizzacka)

Might asw ell swing ansd see whjat happens (me)


Now some more that I believe you all may have missed. kerowo's less huigs more bans was in response to Spartans QB, the shortlived n00b/gimmick account/troll. But he had some gtems when he was here, namely i am freshnan backup QB and maybe yuo dont understand poker very well. (Speaking of kerowo, his performance in the bat-[censored] bug-[censored] crazxy WTC tinfol thread and the resulting whinyu ATF thread deserve memoriglization, though I;m nit sure if it's possible to have an NC Thrread tittle consisting only of a lolcat.)

I think therew asn't enogyh love for jerseys I one got a backfoor flush on turn. And the collevtion of 2+2 parenting wisdom was also goooooooold.

But now, to toot my own horn some more because I'm and starvbed megalocmaniac attemtion whore, some more of my genius: Sweet Blody Pooptoad, WTF was that? and "son of a goddsaamn birch hayyachachachachach" were from mhy last drunkern outburst, and yeah they're huge aren'ty they and You mean you guys playeach other, not the house? were the words of my hot 4W cocktail waitress, and I styill think I will eventuaslly put my [censored] in her tail. lol SIIHPaments.

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[aK13]

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If you do it, I ban you.

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I think this would be a weirdly good NC thread title for some reason.

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Hi friends,

After some time of hiatus, I am back (not fully). I am currently in Brighton, England for my semester abroad. I've been here two weeks and finally I have internet.

This summer was quite eventful and busy for me, and I worked my tail off at my job. (And even got a few endnote credits! holla!) I came home for two weeks, spent three weeks at Davidson with my gf and now am here until December.

The university's network blocks Skype and appears to block poker clients. I haven't played poker since May, so that's not a huge deal. I have found the two casinos here. One has a two-table card room and the other appears to be about 10-12. 50 pound 1-1 NLHE. Yuck. Although I did steal my friend Phil's Professional NLHE, which appears quite good. When I finish I will probably try and wreck these silly Europeans at their own game. Plus 50 pounds is tons of $$.

Anyway, does anyone know a workaround for the Skype and FTP block? Skype is most important, as I have already spent 100 pounds on cell phone minutes.

I'm having a hard time being away from my, especially with her at Davidson and me all alone and five hours time zone away. I went to Scotland this weekend, which was awesome, to visit some fratfriends. I got drunnnnk for the first time in a long, long time. I then wandered all over the Old Course at night. I didn't drink all summer and I think that I grew up quite a lot of the summer, especially with maturing feelings toward my gf.

Anyway, I'll probably be boring y'all with my lame questions but cool pictures.

Here's one. I took better ones in Scotland, and will throw those up later. Also, imageshack.us keeps crashing my browser (IE is the only browser that works, wtf?)



holla

[shadow.]

dear lord.

made skype work.

have to disable zonelabs firewall and run proxifier. made firefox work too, have to set it connect to the university's proxy url. firefox doesn't work (nor does ie) under proxifier. but skype does, so now i'm not spending $1000/month on mobile phone minutes. but i could, sine i'm a balla.

holla

[OziBattler]

omg he lives. hello stranger. welcome back bro.

[OziBattler]

fishmax is awesome. go me. yes, ur damn right I made a special note after this villians attempt at FPS.

PokerStars 0.50/1.00 Hold'em (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, CaptainPlayBad calls,2 folds</font>, SB calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>.

Flop: (7 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, CaptainPlayBad calls, SB calls.

Turn: (5 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, CaptainPlayBad calls, SB folds.

River: (7 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CaptainPlayBad raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CaptainPlayBad caps</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 15 BB

Results:
Hero has 8s 8h (full house, eights full of twos).
CaptainPlayBad has Jd Ac (two pair, jacks and twos).
Outcome: Hero wins 15 BB.

[KingOtter]

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Wowza... I just spent 2.5 weeks with little to no internet.

I wouldn't have thought it possible, but I made it through.

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I was wondering where you been. I thought you might have fallen off the face of the earth like that @bsolute_luck guy a few years ago.

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Yeah, and before that I was exclusively in the limit-&gt;nl forum for a bit. Doing well in NL, moved up to NL25. Only played about 5k hands in Sept. tho.

Here I was in Myrtle Beach (far left).

[Aaron W.]

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Here I was in Myrtle Beach (far left).



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You're the girl with the brown hair?

[KingOtter]

Left from the perspective of the photo-taker, not from the people in the photo.

How about this... "I'm in the tie-dye shirt."

[Aaron W.]

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Left from the perspective of the photo-taker, not from the people in the photo.

How about this... "I'm in the tie-dye shirt."

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Maybe you're not seeing what I'm seeing... I see an advertisement for myphotoalbum