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Old 10-26-2007, 01:45 AM
MoP_86 MoP_86 is offline
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Default Re: give me a reason to give you $20

because I don't need your [censored] money, you donkey.
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Old 10-26-2007, 01:48 AM
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Default Re: give me a reason to give you $20

I'll buy 4, $5 crack hos or I'll supply you with free porn passwords for a year to any sites you desire.
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Old 10-26-2007, 01:49 AM
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Default Re: give me a reason to give you $20

because i haven't played since partypoker went down and i miss teh online pokers [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 10-26-2007, 01:50 AM
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Default Re: give me a reason to give you $20

if u send me $20, i'll send $100 to a charity.
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Old 10-26-2007, 01:53 AM
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Default Re: give me a reason to give you $20

I'd spend it on $3+R satellites to the Sunday Million. If I make it and cash I'll split it with you.
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Old 10-26-2007, 01:54 AM
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if u send me $20, i'll send $100 to a charity.

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done, pm stars name plz
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Old 10-26-2007, 01:54 AM
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Default Re: give me a reason to give you $20

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Today I am bummed. I was reading BBV4L and saw the purple hair "hot girl" thread. I looked at it and saw the first girl and it triggered something in my brain. I decided to look at some porn. My mom recently retired and is therefore home all the time. She bought new slippers I guess which soften her steps and prevent me from hearing her coming. She came in my door while i was standing over my laptop naked with my dick in one hand and a tissue in the other. She said nothing and left. I...didn't finish.

An hour later she called me for dinner, and specifically requested that I made sure to wash my hands with soap and water. I had to sit 2 feet away from her at the dinner table. Nothing was said..verbally.

I hope to never make eye contact again.
Honestly considering moving out.
Cheer me up I guess.

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I was going to post why I deserve it, but after reading this I want you to give it to him ^^
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Old 10-26-2007, 01:55 AM
Synergistic Explosions Synergistic Explosions is offline
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Default Re: give me a reason to give you $20

If you give it to me, I'll buy cat food for a stray kitten that is starving in my backyard.

If you don't give it to me the death of that kitten is now on your hands.

Your choice, but remember Bill Frist was a kitten killer also. Do you really want to be like him?
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Old 10-26-2007, 01:57 AM
GrandMelon GrandMelon is offline
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Default Re: give me a reason to give you $20

you raise on the button
i 3bet with JJ from bb you call
flop like 47T, i bet you shove I call
you show 36o, turn 5 gg me

ship plz
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Old 10-26-2007, 01:58 AM
hrududu hrududu is offline
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Default Re: give me a reason to give you $20

Because I would buy this:

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And with the remaining $0.02 and my new skill sets, I would rule online poker.
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