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Old 08-24-2006, 02:57 PM
tom10167 tom10167 is offline
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My kitchen pantry and fridge are busto and I decide to make it $20 to go with no food, my friend doesn't believe me and calls.
Flop is fine and I bet and he calls
turn is a blank again I bet he calls
river is a [censored] miracle bag of leftover Taco Bell 1 outer in the fridge and he wins.

BUSTO! [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 08-24-2006, 02:57 PM
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fold preflop
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Old 08-24-2006, 02:58 PM
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bad beat dude
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Old 08-24-2006, 02:58 PM
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river is a [censored] miracle bag of leftover Taco Bell

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This is probably the greatest thing on the internet so far.
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Old 08-24-2006, 02:59 PM
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Why, if you were planning on not eating for X days, would you leave taco bell in your fridge? Not only would it tempt you but what are you gonna do in a few days, eat like 7 day old taco bell?
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Old 08-24-2006, 03:00 PM
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Dude, you act like I wanted him to get there. [censored] roommate.
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Old 08-24-2006, 03:08 PM
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oh snap. tbell=fastaments doom switch
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Old 08-24-2006, 03:09 PM
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cold deck?
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Old 08-24-2006, 03:21 PM
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Fold Pretaco.
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Old 08-24-2006, 03:33 PM
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Taco Bell put me in the hospital for 3 days. And since the cause "could" be viral or bacterial i couldn't press a law suit.

[censored] taco bell.
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