Beat: roommate's snoring puts me on tilt

[PocketQueens90]

I can't play while he's sleeping. I can't even be in the room without wanting to shoot myself.

Beat2: he smells like ass

Variance: I throw the wrappers from my hersheys kisses at him and he doesn't move.

Variance2: He's from kazakhstan and looks nothing like Borat.

[tomtemor]

Buy him this; http://www.breatheright.com/products/products.asp