i farted in a packed elevator today

[doucy]

on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being harmless, 10 being catastrophic, this fart was in the 6-7 range. so nothing to hold the presses over, but everyone definitely noticed it.

not sure if people knew it was me.

[SaulPaul]

did u start looking round the room pretending to work out who it was? or just stand there with a smug smile on ur face?

[Grey]

Or just stand there in a daze thinking about how you could make a BBV post about it.

[doucy]

i forgot to mention that it was silent, making it difficult to detect that it was me

[filsteal]

Anybody got any tips on fart sleuthing theory? I'm always at a loss when trying to figure out who it was.

[benza13]

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Anybody got any tips on fart sleuthing theory? I'm always at a loss when trying to figure out who it was.

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This one is really easy:

Thou who has smelled it has dealt it.

[filsteal]

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Anybody got any tips on fart sleuthing theory? I'm always at a loss when trying to figure out who it was.

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This one is really easy:

Thou who has smelled it has dealt it.

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But what if I smelt it myself, but I know that I dealt it not?

[Grey]

You can't go wrong by blaming the fattest male. Only guys do that on elevators, and fat guys clearly don't give a [censored].

[benza13]

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Anybody got any tips on fart sleuthing theory? I'm always at a loss when trying to figure out who it was.

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This one is really easy:

Thou who has smelled it has dealt it.

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But what if I smelt it myself, but I know that I dealt it not?

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I didn't make up the rules, I'm just disseminating them as a public service.

[ThaHero]

Ask everyone.

He who denied it, supplied it.