Help! What would you assume?

[Lando]

Please just delete if this is inappropriate. I'm drunk, yet typing very well for my state of mind.

Ok quick. I'm drunk, and just broke up with my gf. Before my gf I was going out with this chick who was better looking and down with whatever sexually (sperm on her face, swallowing, anal sex.)

I just kinda quit talking to her for reasons that are still kinda weird. We just fell out. I'm sure she was diggin me on the sex tip, and she loved my personality.

I just checked her myspace and she has a bf now. He lives halfway across the country though and I'm wondering how they even hooked up. I'm about to call her. What do I say? Please take my poll.

[Bodhisattva]

Guys are usually much more willing, try them out.

[Edge34]

First time i will ever do this:

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[seaweed]

it doesn't matter. if you're drunk, it doesn't count.

[Edge34]

This is against polltarding and general "lame thread" rules so hard...

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EDIT 12/2 - I can't believe I didn't put this in before, but no POLLTARDING in OOT. i.e. if you are taking a poll instead of just posing a question for discussion there better be a damn good reason. and if you're posting a question it better be a good one.

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But in the interest of better OOT I'll quit bumping this retarted post.