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Old 11-22-2007, 11:08 AM
Shizzle12345 Shizzle12345 is offline
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Default some tagfish are so retarded

why do these brainless morons always get hands to bust fish. I mean this guy is SO FKING STUPID. Like worst tagfish iv seen for a while. at river HE CHECKS WITH 100 BEHIND, claiming that monkey hit his flush and then check calls 88$ bet. HOW FKING STUPID CAN YOU BE. this guy was calling big bets with any pair for like 20 minutes, playing 90/20 or something.

Jesus his retardedness tilted me so hard

Stack sizes:
Superfish: $460.50
UTG+1: $800
Hero: $1039.20
Button: $315.40
SB: $293.75
brainfart: $1354.76

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is CO with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Superfish calls, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises to $12</font>, Hero calls, 2 folds, brainfart calls, Superfish calls.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($50, 4 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Superfish bets $22</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises to $44</font>, Hero calls, brainfart calls, UTG calls.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($226, 4 players)
<font color="#cc0000">brainfart bets $300</font>, Superfish calls, UTG+1 folds, Hero folds.

River: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($826, 2 players)
brainfart checks, <font color="#cc0000">Superfish bets $88</font>, BB calls.

Results:
Final pot: $1002
<font color="#ffffff">Superfish Shows 7d 9d</font>
<font color="#ffffff">brainfart Shows 10s 10d</font>
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Old 11-22-2007, 11:30 AM
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Default Re: some tagfish are so retarded

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ABSOLUTE POKER
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $2/$4
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STOPPED READING HERE......
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Old 11-22-2007, 11:31 AM
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Default Re: some tagfish are so retarded

OKAAAY
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Old 11-22-2007, 12:09 PM
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Default Re: some tagfish are so retarded

tagfish and nitfish tilt me so hard. But then so do good tags and huge running good fish.
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Old 11-22-2007, 12:12 PM
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Default Re: some tagfish are so retarded

[ ] Poker rewards bold, agressive play

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Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is CO with K Q
Superfish calls, UTG+1 raises to $12, Hero calls, 2 folds, brainfart calls, Superfish calls.

Flop: 7 T Q ($50, 4 players)
BB checks, Superfish bets $22, UTG+1 raises to $44, Hero calls, brainfart calls, UTG calls.

Turn: 5 ($226, 4 players)
brainfart bets $300, Superfish calls, UTG+1 folds, Hero folds.


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Old 11-22-2007, 12:14 PM
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Default Re: some tagfish are so retarded

no wonder youre at 2/4
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Old 11-22-2007, 12:20 PM
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Default Re: some tagfish are so retarded

UTG+1 was kinda tight, i only wanted to be in a pot with superfish
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Old 11-22-2007, 01:35 PM
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UTG+1 was kinda tight, i only wanted to be in a pot with superfish

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so you cold called the tight players raise with one pair
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Old 11-22-2007, 01:52 PM
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UTG+1 was kinda tight, i only wanted to be in a pot with superfish

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so you cold called the tight players raise with one pair

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who the fk are you?
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Old 11-22-2007, 01:58 PM
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no wonder youre at 2/4

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happy thanksgiving! [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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