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10-02-2007, 11:23 AM
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Re: How do I Tell a Girl that she Smells Bad?
She has to know - when people generally stay away from you, it has to lead to a search for a plausible explanation. Especially in a bar, where some drunk guy probably pointed it out already.
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10-02-2007, 11:26 AM
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Re: How do I Tell a Girl that she Smells Bad?
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] What does she smell like? Cheese? Fish? Poop? Wet dog? [/ QUOTE ] Stale, three day old body odour and sweat. It's offensive. [/ QUOTE ] is she a hippy? [/ QUOTE ] If she was I wouldn't be making this small effort to help her.
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#14
10-02-2007, 11:28 AM
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Re: How do I Tell a Girl that she Smells Bad?
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body odour [/ QUOTE ] I think I see what the problem is. Betchya her pits look like shag carpet, too. Grab a stick of Secret. Approach her and say, "Here's a little Secret: you stink."
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#16
10-02-2007, 11:31 AM
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Re: How do I Tell a Girl that she Smells Bad?
just walk behind her and hit her with the axe body spray...this is what i do with stinkers i have to sit near at the casino...
sadly, unless they catch you, its only a temporary solution...
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#17
10-02-2007, 11:32 AM
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Re: How do I Tell a Girl that she Smells Bad?
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[ QUOTE ] What does she smell like? Cheese? Fish? Poop? Wet dog? [/ QUOTE ] Stale, three day old body odour and sweat. It's offensive. [/ QUOTE ] Well, at least she doesn't smell like cheese, fish, poop, or wet dog. Those are the worst. You should definitely not approach her if you want her to keep coming to your bar. Girls take [censored] way too seriously when it comes to stuff like this and the last thing you want is for her to hold a grudge against you. I say you should pay someone from out of town to tell her. Just get the message across; state the problem ("you smell") and a solution ("shower plz imo"). You can look at it as a good investment. $10 to a random dude will save you hundreds in lost profits.
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#18
10-02-2007, 11:34 AM
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Re: How do I Tell a Girl that she Smells Bad?
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[ QUOTE ] I would likely just mention that something smells bad every time you are around her and hope she gets the idea. Also, I'm having a hard time believing she is an OOT 7, yet still has a smell zone of 5 feet. That type of blast radius is typically common in only hobos or the elderly. [/ QUOTE ] i've definitely been around girls who were 6s or greater that had some serious odor problems. and they're way too cute for anyone to just tell them they smell bad. [/ QUOTE ] Did they just run a marathon? Smelling someone from 5 feet away is pretty serious BO. Maybe it's just me, but I've never met a girl who smells close to that bad. Serious suggestion though: Get another regular to go along with this convo. When you are around her, say, "Damn, what's that smell?" He'll say, "Yeah what is that?" "Hey (smelly girl). Do you smell that too?" "No, I don't smell anything." "Weird. I totally smell something horrible." "Me too." Etc. until she finally gets the point that she smells. Either that, or just pay a drunk dude $20 to hit on her and then tell her she needs a shower.
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10-02-2007, 11:38 AM
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Re: How do I Tell a Girl that she Smells Bad?
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I say you should pay someone from out of town to tell her. Just get the message across; state the problem ("you smell") and a solution ("shower plz imo"). You can look at it as a good investment. $10 to a random dude will save you hundreds in lost profits. [/ QUOTE ] This is good. I might try this on the weekend. Even better I'll get a girl to tell her. It's like they're sisters, right? They gotta stick together.
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