Official January Thread: General Discussion/etc

[TheWorstPlayer]

I can pretty easily 9-table 2/4 and 3/6 on my laptop now. We'll see how it goes at 5/10 in a week or two. I'm working on becoming a cts clone. Just need to add 10 points to each preflop stat.

[Jay Riall]

Can someone please post a hand where they pwn cts. Would make thew forum as a whole feel a lot better about themselves I think!

[cts]

oh god there are plenty

[JKratzer]

[ QUOTE ]
i'm god there are none

[/ QUOTE ]

fyp

[yvesaint]

im up like 800 on cts this month woot

[cts]

< 1 buyin? lol nice

[TheWorstPlayer]

First of all, I have cts down 4K in 2K hands. Sucka! Second of all, here are some hands. All totally standard, but whatever. He still loses. Sucka!

FullTiltPoker Game #1656178087: Table Evergreen (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:23:44 ET - 2007/01/22
Seat 1: MUCKEMSAYUHH ($1,186)
Seat 2: HiPlainsDrfter ($4,625)
Seat 3: Loki_in_Love ($1,112.25)
Seat 5: Arab_Strap ($1,273)
Seat 6: pmilanov ($1,841.75)
HiPlainsDrfter posts the small blind of $5
Loki_in_Love posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Loki_in_Love [Ah Ad]
Arab_Strap folds
pmilanov folds
MUCKEMSAYUHH raises to $35
razorbacker adds $1,000
HiPlainsDrfter folds
Loki_in_Love raises to $110
MUCKEMSAYUHH calls $75
*** FLOP *** [5d Td Qh]
Loki_in_Love bets $120
MUCKEMSAYUHH raises to $1,076, and is all in
Loki_in_Love calls $882.25, and is all in
MUCKEMSAYUHH shows [Qs Jh]
Loki_in_Love shows [Ah Ad]
Uncalled bet of $73.75 returned to MUCKEMSAYUHH
*** TURN *** [5d Td Qh] [4c]
*** RIVER *** [5d Td Qh 4c] [Ks]
MUCKEMSAYUHH shows a pair of Queens
Loki_in_Love shows a pair of Aces
Loki_in_Love wins the pot ($2,226.50) with a pair of Aces
MUCKEMSAYUHH adds $926.25
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,229.50 | Rake $3
Board: [5d Td Qh 4c Ks]
Seat 1: MUCKEMSAYUHH (button) showed [Qs Jh] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 2: HiPlainsDrfter (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Loki_in_Love (big blind) showed [Ah Ad] and won ($2,226.50) with a pair of Aces
Seat 5: Arab_Strap didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: pmilanov didn't bet (folded)

FullTiltPoker Game #1656106083: Table Polaris (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:13:40 ET - 2007/01/22
Seat 1: MUCKEMSAYUHH ($1,092)
Seat 2: pmilanov ($3,099.30)
Seat 3: Mizzles ($1,000)
Seat 4: spongato ($981)
Seat 5: Loki_in_Love ($1,366)
Seat 6: ziskin ($591.25)
ziskin posts the small blind of $5
MUCKEMSAYUHH posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Loki_in_Love [5s 8s]
pmilanov folds
spongato folds
Loki_in_Love raises to $35
ziskin folds
MUCKEMSAYUHH raises to $110
Loki_in_Love calls $75
*** FLOP *** [Ts 4s Js]
MUCKEMSAYUHH bets $135
Loki_in_Love raises to $270
MUCKEMSAYUHH raises to $982, and is all in
Loki_in_Love calls $712
MUCKEMSAYUHH shows [Jd 5d]
Loki_in_Love shows [5s 8s]
*** TURN *** [Ts 4s Js] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [Ts 4s Js 9s] [Jc]
MUCKEMSAYUHH shows three of a kind, Jacks
Loki_in_Love shows a flush, Jack high
Loki_in_Love wins the pot ($2,186) with a flush, Jack high
MUCKEMSAYUHH adds $1,000
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,189 | Rake $3
Board: [Ts 4s Js 9s Jc]
Seat 1: MUCKEMSAYUHH (big blind) showed [Jd 5d] and lost with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 2: pmilanov didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Mizzles is sitting out
Seat 4: spongato didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Loki_in_Love (button) showed [5s 8s] and won ($2,186) with a flush, Jack high
Seat 6: ziskin (small blind) folded before the Flop

And here he gets tooled by FWF, but I wasn't at the table so I don't know what he made the call with. Mighta been a cooler.

FullTiltPoker Game #1655555845: Table Polaris (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:53:52 ET - 2007/01/22
Seat 1: MUCKEMSAYUHH ($2,305)
Seat 2: pmilanov ($1,015)
Seat 3: nrthprt12 ($500), is sitting out
Seat 4: DaEvils ($4,112.90)
Seat 5: williemcoy ($380)
Seat 6: Tracer3232 ($1,087)
MUCKEMSAYUHH posts the small blind of $5
pmilanov posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
DaEvils raises to $35
williemcoy folds
Tracer3232 folds
MUCKEMSAYUHH raises to $115
pmilanov folds
DaEvils calls $80
*** FLOP *** [6h Jd Qh]
MUCKEMSAYUHH bets $150
DaEvils calls $150
*** TURN *** [6h Jd Qh] [9h]
MUCKEMSAYUHH checks
DaEvils bets $340
MUCKEMSAYUHH calls $340
*** RIVER *** [6h Jd Qh 9h] [7s]
MUCKEMSAYUHH checks
DaEvils bets $3,507.90, and is all in
MUCKEMSAYUHH calls $1,700, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $1,807.90 returned to DaEvils
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DaEvils shows [Ah 5h] (a flush, Ace high)
MUCKEMSAYUHH mucks
DaEvils wins the pot ($4,617) with a flush, Ace high
MUCKEMSAYUHH adds $1,000
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4,620 | Rake $3
Board: [6h Jd Qh 9h 7s]
Seat 1: MUCKEMSAYUHH (small blind) mucked
Seat 2: pmilanov (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: nrthprt12 is sitting out
Seat 4: DaEvils collected ($4,617)
Seat 5: williemcoy didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Tracer3232 (button) didn't bet (folded)

[DLizzle]

FullTiltPoker Game #1401938080: Table La Madre (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 7:43:57 ET - 2006/12/13
Seat 1: Dinson ($1,993.50)
Seat 3: pokerpimp00 ($820.25)
Seat 4: DLizzle ($1,016)
Seat 5: MUCKEMSAYUHH ($1,037)
Seat 6: Ulle123 ($1,528)
MUCKEMSAYUHH posts the small blind of $5
Ulle123 posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DLizzle [As Jh]
Dinson folds
Dinson is sitting out
pokerpimp00 folds
DLizzle raises to $35
Dinson stands up
MUCKEMSAYUHH raises to $135
Ulle123 folds
DLizzle raises to $640
MUCKEMSAYUHH raises to $1,037, and is all in
DLizzle calls $376, and is all in
MUCKEMSAYUHH shows [Ac Ah]
DLizzle shows [As Jh]
Uncalled bet of $21 returned to MUCKEMSAYUHH
*** FLOP *** [9s 6d 5h]
*** TURN *** [9s 6d 5h] [7c]
*** RIVER *** [9s 6d 5h 7c] [6c]
MUCKEMSAYUHH shows two pair, Aces and Sixes
DLizzle shows a pair of Sixes
DLizzle: and im done
MUCKEMSAYUHH wins the pot ($2,039) with two pair, Aces and Sixes
DLizzle is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,042 | Rake $3
Board: [9s 6d 5h 7c 6c]
Seat 1: Dinson didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: pokerpimp00 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: DLizzle (button) showed [As Jh] and lost with a pair of Sixes
Seat 5: MUCKEMSAYUHH (small blind) showed [Ac Ah] and won ($2,039) with two pair, Aces and Sixes
Seat 6: Ulle123 (big blind) folded before the Flop



Oh wait, what did you ask for again?

[DLizzle]

FullTiltPoker Game #1401959497: Table Cole (deep 6) - $4/$8 - No Limit Hold'em - 7:59:23 ET - 2006/12/13
Seat 1: plzlemmewin ($1,160.20)
Seat 2: MUCKEMSAYUHH ($2,319.20)
Seat 3: DLizzle ($3,072.35)
Seat 5: nomoballer ($3,303.80)
DLizzle posts the small blind of $4
nomoballer posts the big blind of $8
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DLizzle [7s 7h]
plzlemmewin folds
MUCKEMSAYUHH raises to $28
DLizzle calls $24
nomoballer has 15 seconds left to act
nomoballer folds
*** FLOP *** [As 9s 6d]
DLizzle bets $48
MUCKEMSAYUHH folds
Uncalled bet of $48 returned to DLizzle
DLizzle mucks
DLizzle wins the pot ($62)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $64 | Rake $2
Board: [As 9s 6d]
Seat 1: plzlemmewin didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: MUCKEMSAYUHH (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: DLizzle (small blind) collected ($62), mucked
Seat 5: nomoballer (big blind) folded before the Flop

i think this is the best i've got

[cts]

TWP: I had a straight vs FWF.