Beat: paid two guys to kiss

[Triumph36]

I was discussing with a friend just how much money would it take for him to drink water collected between the subway tracks - he posited a 'dollars to dignity' scale for prop bets of this nature.

cue drinking a lot, somehow homosexuality and men kissing was brought up by one of their girlfriends - and eager to humiliate others, I offer each guy $100 bucks to kiss - which both accept. terms are worked out.

BRAG: uh, probably none
BEAT: several - men kissing, me near blacked out drunk, and out $200
VARIANCE: didn't actually watch it, so as not to pick up the ghey.

although i guess it is a very minor brag that I managed to finally look at a blacked out text i'd sent 3 weeks ago to my ex-gf, where i told her in 100% perfect english to die in a fire and to 'enjoy solitude because it will last a long time'.