Angelina Jolie: Now a 3/10 on the OOT scale?

iggymcfly · #1 07-04-2007, 01:47 AM

Was watching her on the Daily Show tonight, and oh my god, she's not even remotely attractive any more. She's lost so much weight that she looks a Holocaust survivor. Don't have any pictures from the actual show, but here's one from a quick google search of "Angelina Jolie" "skinny arms" for reference:

I have to ask, does anyone actually find this attractive? And with the army of PR people someone like Jolie carries around, how is there no one to tell her "your arms look disgusting, have a double cheeseburger".

And yes, I'd still hit it, but my standards are pretty low. If I were Brad, I'd be pissed.

Duke · #2 07-04-2007, 01:50 AM

She'd be hotter than every other chick, ever, as a head in a jar like they have in Futurama.

MicroBob · #3 07-04-2007, 01:55 AM

Angelina never did much for me even when she was hotter than she is now.
Yes I am hetero. Big time into Charlize Theron (vintage Charlize, not Monster Charlize), Salma Hayek, Scarlett Johnason, Alizee, and that hot chick in the female news-reporter thread.
Just never dug Angelina that much.

Duke · #4 07-04-2007, 01:56 AM

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Angelina never did much for me even when she was hotter than she is now.
Yes I am hetero. Big time into Charlize Theron (vintage Charlize, not Monster Charlize), Salma Hayek, Scarlett Johnason, Alizee, and that hot chick in the female news-reporter thread.
Just never dug Angelina that much.

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It's nice to know that I'd never have to fight with you about chicks. We should be BFFs.

hanimal · #5 07-04-2007, 02:01 AM

Yeah, Angelina never did much for me either way.
She was definitely hot before, but there were way too many pics where she looked disgusting in proportion to her good pics.

There are always a few unflattering pics of hot women but Angelina looks off to me in more than a few.

I dunno, when she's completely on, she's gorgeous but when she's not photo shoot cultivated sometimes she looks really horrendous.

StaticShock · #6 07-04-2007, 02:01 AM

I always thought Jennifer Aniston was waaaaaay more attractive Angelina and thought Brad was crazy for the switch. All my friends called me terrible things because of it but meh, just my opinion.

She's going to end up looking rough like Vanessa Angel in the Comicon Entourage Ep where her face looked all bug like or something.

hanimal · #7 07-04-2007, 02:03 AM

Honestly, I agree with you.
Jennifer Aniston in Office Space, [censored].

TheDudeAbides · #8 07-04-2007, 02:03 AM

Link is broken, but I think she's one of the sexiest women on the planet.

MicroBob · #9 07-04-2007, 02:04 AM

Angelina doesn't really blow me away even at her hottest but I would still hit it of course.

Jennifer Aniston I'm not sure I would even want to go on a date with and i REALLY never understood that one. She looks completely average to me.

Blarg · #10 07-04-2007, 02:04 AM

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Angelina never did much for me even when she was hotter than she is now.
Yes I am hetero. Big time into Charlize Theron (vintage Charlize, not Monster Charlize), Salma Hayek, Scarlett Johnason, Alizee, and that hot chick in the female news-reporter thread.
Just never dug Angelina that much.

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Agreed. Your credentials here come from liking Charlize, who is painfully flat and skinny in many pics. Showing that you still like skinny chicks.

But Jolie is beyond skinny now.

Frankly, she has always had pretty arch, exaggerated features, including those absolutely bizarre lips that now seem to be disappointingly standard on almost every Hollywood starlet. I mean, I like to imagine fantasies, but when I see them realized, sometimes it strikes me how grotesque they can be, and by extension maybe how out of line my own fantasies can be.