Online Poker Ban Protest Signs - Need help for tomorrow!

[DonkeyKongSr]

Tomorrow I am going to the Dodgers-Mets game. I have awesome seats...Section 4, Row C, Seats 8 & 9. I may get quite a bit of TV time because they are almost directly behind home plate.

For reference, I think the red is where my seats are...


I'm thinking that if anyone can think of some really good and funny anti-poker ban signs, I may bring them to the game and display them if I can. I don't just want "Bill Frist sucks" signs or anything. I want more creative stuff. Baseball related puns get bonus points. Stuff that somehow ties in the Mets sucking gets extra bonus points.

Let's see your best stuff!