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[Novles]

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$2/$4 Blinds
6 Players
LegoPoker HH Converter

<font color="black">SB: $1,336.20</font>
BB: $456.50
UTG: $484.40
<font color="black">Hero (MP): $394.00</font>
CO: $785.00
BTN: $388.00

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $14.00</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">SB raises to $64.00</font>, BB folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $168.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $272.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $394.00</font>, SB calls $122.00

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($792) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($792) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

<font color="black">River:</font> ($792) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $792.00 ($3 Rake)

SB had 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Nines) and LOST (-$394.00)
Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Jacks and Nines) and WON (+$395.00)

[EC10]

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AA with a heart vs his T8 on Q-T-3-8 3 hearts board

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Huh? How did you not win this hand?

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A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] on a Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

it was actually my biggest pot ever. nice.

[craig1120]

Best week ever for me. Little over 15k almost all at 2/4. Still made plenty of mistakes but running good is fun.

[T-God]

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Just reached 100k overall!

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...;gonew=1#UNREAD

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[Novles]

same guy as above

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$2/$4 Blinds
5 Players
LegoPoker HH Converter

SB: $360.80
<font color="black">Hero (BB): $758.90</font>
UTG: $394.00
<font color="black">CO: $2,290.70</font>
BTN: $382.00

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG calls $4.00, <font color="red">CO raises to $32.00</font>, BTN calls $32.00, SB folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $152.00</font>, UTG folds, CO calls $120.00, BTN folds

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($342) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $225.00</font>, <font color="red">CO raises all-in to $2,138.70</font>, Hero calls all-in for $381.90
Uncalled bet of $1,531.80 returned to CO
Uncalled bet of $0.00 returned to Hero

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($1555.80) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

<font color="black">River:</font> ($1555.80) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $1,555.80 ($3 Rake)

CO had 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Sevens) and LOST (-$758.90)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and WON (+$793.90)

[Novles]

#@$%#@$^@%&amp;$%&amp;%#^*#%^

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$2/$4 Blinds
6 Players
LegoPoker HH Converter

SB: $556.60
<font color="black">BB: $1,690.50</font>
UTG: $861.80
MP: $397.30
<font color="black">Hero (CO): $1,386.80</font>
BTN: $851.60

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $4.00, MP calls $4.00, <font color="red">Hero raises to $22.00</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">BB raises to $680.00</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $1,386.80</font>, BB calls $706.80

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($2783.60) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($2783.60) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

<font color="black">River:</font> ($2783.60) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $2,783.60 ($3 Rake)

BB had 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and WON (+$1,393.80)
Hero had T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Tens) and LOST (-$1,386.80)

[Jeffmet3]

if anyone wants an easy fish at 2/4 heads up, sit with topcat1680.

he spews like a [censored] but hes running sick good and i want to break things

Full Tilt Poker Game #2547941674: Table Sail (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:52:59 ET - 2007/05/30
Seat 1: Jeffmet3 ($1,003.05)
Seat 2: Topcat1680 ($637.50)
Topcat1680 posts the small blind of $2
Jeffmet3 posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Jeffmet3 [Jh Kh]
Topcat1680 raises to $12
Jeffmet3 raises to $36
Topcat1680 calls $24
*** FLOP *** [Kc 9s Jd]
Jeffmet3 bets $50
Topcat1680 calls $50
*** TURN *** [Kc 9s Jd] [6d]
Jeffmet3 bets $150
Topcat1680 calls $150
*** RIVER *** [Kc 9s Jd 6d] [Qd]
Jeffmet3 checks
Topcat1680 bets $401.50, and is all in
Jeffmet3 calls $401.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Topcat1680 shows [9d 7d] (a flush, Queen high)
Jeffmet3 mucks
Topcat1680 wins the pot ($1,274.50) with a flush, Queen high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,275 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Kc 9s Jd 6d Qd]
Seat 1: Jeffmet3 (big blind) mucked [Jh Kh] - two pair, Kings and Jacks
Seat 2: Topcat1680 (small blind) showed [9d 7d] and won ($1,274.50) with a flush, Queen high

[Bigmoney]

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#@$%#@$^@%&amp;$%&amp;%#^*#%^

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$2/$4 Blinds
6 Players
LegoPoker HH Converter

SB: $556.60
<font color="black">BB: $1,690.50</font>
UTG: $861.80
MP: $397.30
<font color="black">Hero (CO): $1,386.80</font>
BTN: $851.60

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $4.00, MP calls $4.00, <font color="red">Hero raises to $22.00</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">BB raises to $680.00</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $1,386.80</font>, BB calls $706.80

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($2783.60) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($2783.60) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

<font color="black">River:</font> ($2783.60) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $2,783.60 ($3 Rake)

BB had 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and WON (+$1,393.80)
Hero had T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Tens) and LOST (-$1,386.80)

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wow

waitlist is 20 deep

[HEK]

lol @ trying to sell his seat!

IHaveAStrong9 (Observer): AND AL 18 PEOPLE ON
THE WAITING LIST SCRAM
poopsquad: ill give u my seat for 300
IHaveAStrong9 (Observer): how about 300 thousand?
IHaveAStrong9 (Observer): hahahaha
SoootedMagic (Observer): baahahaahaa
IHaveAStrong9 (Observer): ooo baby dollll
poopsquad: 250
poopsquad: final offer
thatotherblog (Observer): OHHHH MAN !!
poopsquad: expected value is def higher than that

[HEK]

I'll be at foxwoods tomorrow (Thursday). Anybody gonna be there and wanna meet up?