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View Poll Results: Which hand range is closest to your own?
22, A2s, A2o, K2s, K5o, Q4s, Q7o, J5s, J7o, T7s, T8o, 97s, 98o 13 20.97%
22, A2s, A2o, K2s, K4o, Q3s, Q6o, J5s, J6o, T6s, T7o, 96s, 97o, 86s, 87o 9 14.52%
22, A2s, A2o, K2s, K2o, Q2s, Q4o, J2s, J5o, T4s, T7o, 95s, 97o, 85s, 87o 1 1.61%
22, A2s, A2o, K2s, K2o, Q2s, Q3o, J2s, J5o, T4s, T6o, 95s, 97o, 85s, 87o 1 1.61%
22, A2s, A2o, K2s, K3o, Q2s, Q5o, J4s, J5o, T6s, T7o, 95s, 97o, 85s, 87o, 75s, 76o 8 12.90%
22, A2s, A2o, K2s, K2o, Q2s, Q4o, J3s, J5o, T6s, T7o, 95s, 97o, 85s, 87o, 75s, 76o, 65s, 54s 4 6.45%
22, A2s, A2o, K2s, K2o, Q2s, Q3o, J2s, J5o, T5s, T6o, 95s, 97o, 85s, 87o, 75s, 76o, 65s, 54s 10 16.13%
I'm tighter than these 9 14.52%
I'm looser than these 7 11.29%
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Old 09-14-2007, 11:28 PM
Poker Clif Poker Clif is offline
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Default Re: Kristy Gazes - Pretty, Fat Girl?

Fourth, you clearly dont get out much and you clearly dont post on here much, so WTF are you doing w/ your time???

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Well, I don't get out much because was in a car accident--just got full medical clearance to go back to work.

What was I doing? It was so sad, I just sat home on PokerStars, eight hours a day, plus reading and studying, using flash cards to memorize odds charts and different starting hand systems and situations.

Before long, I hope to be making enough playing poker that I won't need my low-paying job.

Thank you for your concern.
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Old 09-17-2007, 05:21 PM
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Default Re: Kristy Gazes - Pretty, Fat Girl?

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I'd still give Kathy oral pleasure, though.

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That's [censored] sick.
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Old 09-17-2007, 05:45 PM
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I'd still give Kathy oral pleasure, though.

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That's [censored] sick.

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There are certain things I have come to accept about myself, and forgive myself for. This is one of the lesser ones... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 09-17-2007, 06:36 PM
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Default Re: Kristy Gazes - Pretty, Fat Girl?

quite marginal
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Old 09-17-2007, 06:48 PM
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I'd still give Kathy oral pleasure, though.

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That's [censored] sick.

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There are certain things I have come to accept about myself, and forgive myself for. This is one of the lesser ones... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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I wouldn't give that oral, with your tongue.
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Old 09-18-2007, 01:56 AM
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Default Re: Kristy Gazes - Pretty, Fat Girl?

Guess I'd do her over Kathy Liebert...
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Old 09-18-2007, 02:03 AM
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Pfft! Try 10 months.

Putting a wedding ring on most chicks is like pulling the rip cord on an inflatable raft.

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Nominated for best line on 2p2 [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 09-18-2007, 03:56 AM
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I wouldn't give that oral, with your tongue.

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LOL. Reminiscent of Jeff Ross at Pamela Anderson's roast:

"I wouldn't [censored] Bea Arthur's dick with Andy Dick's pussy!"
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Old 09-19-2007, 10:19 PM
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I'd still give Kathy oral pleasure, though.

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That's [censored] sick.

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There are certain things I have come to accept about myself, and forgive myself for. This is one of the lesser ones... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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You are a sick sick sick sick man. I hope this has been a level, if not may god have mercy on us all. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 09-20-2007, 06:51 AM
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Default Re: Kristy Gazes - Pretty, Fat Girl?

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I'd still give Kathy oral pleasure, though.

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That's [censored] sick.

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You are a sick sick sick sick man. I hope this has been a level, if not may god have mercy on us all. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Don't get me wrong. Kristy is hot as hell and any guy (or girl) would be lucky as hell to be with her.

But there's just something that tells me that Kathy would be really fun in the sack. Plus, I think she'd appreciate it more.

And you really haven't lived until you've made love to a fat woman in a twin bed. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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