Beat: Beating off gone wrong - Page 5

Smell The Glove · #41 11-19-2007, 10:25 PM

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Other time I was in college and jacked off in the shower ldo. Got back to my room to my girlfriend at the time in my bed waiting for me as she skipped class. I couldn't get it up and had to tell her.

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This is familiar.

Quicksilvre · #42 11-19-2007, 10:37 PM

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One time I was choking my meat stick and burned the head on a hot halogen lamp.

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How did you get your junk that close to the lamp in the first place??

runningmarvel · #43 11-19-2007, 10:37 PM

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One time I was choking my meat stick and burned the head on a hot halogen lamp. That hurt for about a week.

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TR or pics or it didn't happen, obv.

ianisakson · #44 11-19-2007, 10:49 PM

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Huge beat: was beating off earlier, and i was mad close to finishing, and then my Mom came into my room cause i still live at my parents house. Just as i'm about to finish I look up and I end up jizzing to my mom

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epic FYP

dhg223 · #45 11-19-2007, 10:54 PM

I got it close to the lamp cuz it was hot and felt good but got too close. Sorry no pics.

hosstito · #46 11-20-2007, 12:14 AM

lol lampaments?

JokersAttack · #47 11-20-2007, 12:21 AM

i love lamp

cstone · #48 11-20-2007, 12:27 AM

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I got it close to the vagina cuz it was hot and felt good but got too close. Sorry no pics ever .

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dhg223 · #49 11-20-2007, 10:13 AM

lol i love lamp i never thought about that nh

SNOWBALL · #50 11-20-2007, 11:42 AM

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Standard, pretty much the same as when yr poppin off to porn and theres an inexplicable 60 second frame of the ugly dudes face going OOOH BABAAY. Yecch.

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