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03-20-2007, 03:32 PM
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Re: hell friggin\' no!
These threads remind me of Ken Marino's character from The State... what was his name? He had nothing but a catchphrase, and people would invite him over to their parties so he could run into the room and go, "Heeeeeey! Who's got something for me?"
"I do! I have guacamole!" "Guacamole???!! I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT!" and he would take two little rubber balls from his pocket and hold them out while everyone laughed. "Hey man, I brought some salsa!" "SALSA???!! I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT!" YAAAAYYY!!!!! *applause* 
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#13
03-20-2007, 05:06 PM
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Re: I\'m back. and yes, I will kick you in the nuts!
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*testosterone does little for us men except make us horny and aggressive. D'oh! [/ QUOTE ] and make us bald, too. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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#14
03-20-2007, 05:22 PM
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Re: hell friggin\' no!
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These threads remind me of Ken Marino's character from The State... what was his name? He had nothing but a catchphrase, and people would invite him over to their parties so he could run into the room and go, "Heeeeeey! Who's got something for me?" "I do! I have guacamole!" "Guacamole???!! I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT!" and he would take two little rubber balls from his pocket and hold them out while everyone laughed. "Hey man, I brought some salsa!" "SALSA???!! I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT!" YAAAAYYY!!!!! *applause* [/ QUOTE ] Man The State was so good....
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#15
03-20-2007, 09:10 PM
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Re: hell friggin\' no!
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These threads remind me of Ken Marino's character from The State... what was his name? [/ QUOTE ] Loooooouieeeeee! Al, wb. I met you several months ago when you told someone in the 2/4 game where i was sitting that they should always hold onto their cards until they got the pot. I was like, "whoa, you're the first dealer i've ever heard say that. do i know you from the internets?" I apologize again that i asked if you were photoc [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img].
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#16
03-20-2007, 09:23 PM
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Re: hell friggin\' no!
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[ QUOTE ] These threads remind me of Ken Marino's character from The State... what was his name? [/ QUOTE ] Loooooouieeeeee! Al, wb. I met you several months ago when you told someone in the 2/4 game where i was sitting that they should always hold onto their cards until they got the pot. I was like, "whoa, you're the first dealer i've ever heard say that. do i know you from the internets?" I apologize again that i asked if you were photoc [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]. [/ QUOTE ] What a horrible thing to ask someone.
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#17
03-20-2007, 09:36 PM
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Re: I\'m back. and yes, I will kick you in the nuts!
Welcome back! Right at the start of your hiatus you hooked me up with a room across the street because like a dumb arse I figured I could get one no problem with a convention in town.
I never got to say thanks. Thanks. Onaflag..........
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#18
03-20-2007, 11:21 PM
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Re: I\'m back. and yes, I will kick you in the nuts!
welcome back al. ill be reading the B&M forum more often now...and wearing a cup.
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#19
03-20-2007, 11:27 PM
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Re: I\'m back. and yes, I will kick you in the nuts!
Welcome back, Al!
[ QUOTE ] Plus, I have a totally new "tournament" that will blow las vegas right out of the water. I won't reveal details yet, still working out the kinks. [/ QUOTE ] Whatever the "tournament" involves, rest assured that I will bet against you every chance that I get. You're shooting? I bet Don't Pass. Blackjack? I'll take a side bet that you lose. Baccarat? Pai Gow? I'll bank the game. Slot tourney? I'll pull the plug on your [censored] machine. You get the picture. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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#20
03-20-2007, 11:28 PM
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Re: I\'m back. and yes, I will kick you in the nuts!
Welcome back.
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