Adults dupe teen into MySpace-assisted suicide

[27offsuit]

After divorce, I would enter their house one night, wake them all up, bring them downstairs to the living room, and kill them one by one while the others watched.

I'm not sure, however, if I would start with the father and work my way down or start with the daughter and work up.

I'll have to give that some thought...


I would then hop a plane to Vegas for a coke/whore flameout OD-a-thon.