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Old 09-19-2007, 03:48 AM
BowToYourSensei BowToYourSensei is offline
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Default we\'ll see who\'s laughing when your foot falls off u [censored] fatass

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fat ass smelly spewtard piece of [censored] to my direct right, who will just never shut the [censored] up. standard luck hypocrite who chuckles when luck runs his way but throws tantrums when he gets outdrawn that would embarrass phil hellmuth.

i get AKo early position after he raises to 15 i bump it to 40, he calls. flop TT7 rainbow. he checks, i bet 65, he calls.

turn 2. i bet 120

i rarely use live tells because i never look for them. but sometimes peopel do things so obvious that you just can't not use it. this guy scratches his head before EVERY bluff

so when he shoves for 486 i think there's no way i can be behind. i mull it over for a while and decide to call him.

he shows AQo, i show AK, the entire table gawks over my obvious godliness and he just goes off.

"how the hell can you make that call? i played it perfectly. what a horrible [censored] call. what can you beat?"

river Q.

as he stacks his chips he continues mouthing off

"good. any call that horrible deserves to be broken"

he then leaves immediately while i sit dejected.

so you fat [censored] [censored] if you're reading this (and you know who you are, there's only 1 moon on the surface of the planet after all), i hope the next snickers pie your diabetic monkey ass eats makes your foot fall off, and your stump ends up getting gangrened, and you spend the rest of your natural born existance bemoaning every single time you ate a whole pig covered in choclate sauce for lunch.

the next time you see your dick will be the first, and if left to my own devices i'd hire someone to rip out your testicles (cuz i wouldn't wanna touch them myself), stick them in a blender, add a dash of garlic and some bacon bits, and forcefeed that [censored] to you. actually forcefeed probably isn't the right word seeing as how you'd kill your first born just to get to the cup you [censored] cow
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Old 09-19-2007, 03:52 AM
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Default Re: we\'ll see who\'s laughing when your foot falls off you [censored] f

lol, for some reason live beats are sooooo much worse than online ones.
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Old 09-19-2007, 03:55 AM
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Default Re: we\'ll see who\'s laughing when your foot falls off you [censored] f

I'm not sure if I should tell OP that theres no moons on the surface of the planet....hmmmm........
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Old 09-19-2007, 03:56 AM
BowToYourSensei BowToYourSensei is offline
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Default Re: we\'ll see who\'s laughing when your foot falls off you [censored] f

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I'm not sure if I should tell OP that theres no moons on the surface of the planet....hmmmm........

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...i know
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Old 09-19-2007, 03:57 AM
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Default Re: we\'ll see who\'s laughing when your foot falls off you [censored] f

how the [censored] do you not follow him out and beat the living shtt out of him
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Old 09-19-2007, 03:57 AM
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Default Re: we\'ll see who\'s laughing when your foot falls off you [censored] f

print this off, then give it to him next time you see him at the casino
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Old 09-19-2007, 03:58 AM
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Default Re: we\'ll see who\'s laughing when your foot falls off you [censored] f

Moon Zappa ldo.
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Old 09-19-2007, 03:59 AM
BowToYourSensei BowToYourSensei is offline
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Default Re: we\'ll see who\'s laughing when your foot falls off you [censored] f

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print this off, then give it to him next time you see him at the casino

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the hippo would probably douse it in A-1 and eat it
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Old 09-19-2007, 04:03 AM
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Default Re: we\'ll see who\'s laughing when your foot falls off you [censored] f

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print this off, then give it to him next time you see him at the casino

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the hippo would probably douse it in A-1 and eat it

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now you have to, with of bottle of A-1 of course
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Old 09-19-2007, 04:05 AM
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Default Re: we\'ll see who\'s laughing when your foot falls off you [censored] f

lololol

this makes up for quite a few of your other posts

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