beat: last 900$ of life... please give advice

[Lurker.]

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Go to Gambler's Anonymous or some similar support group. Don't gamble your last money away, that's incredibly dumb. At the very least take some time away from poker and if/when you come back maybe try to practice some bankroll management and or only gamble with money you can afford to lose.

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Dude wtf you are so lame. OP. here's some advice:

Grow a pair and go sit with your whole roll at 5/10 doub
le or nothing man, that's the only way to live.

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this never gets old

[helpadegen]

i want to play so bad right now.. so its either drive to play blackjack, drive and play some nl, or just throw it online and even if i win today, lose it all tomorrow because i can't cash out

[jws43yale]

How much have you actually lost? And where did all the money to fund the losses come from.

[Labarde]

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Go to Gambler's Anonymous or some similar support group. Don't gamble your last money away, that's incredibly dumb. At the very least take some time away from poker and if/when you come back maybe try to practice some bankroll management and or only gamble with money you can afford to lose.

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Dude wtf you are so lame. OP. here's some advice:

Grow a pair and go sit with your whole roll at 5/10 doub
le or nothing man, that's the only way to live.

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this never gets old

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I always think it will get old but then I always lol.

[helpadegen]

well my parents were worry warts... so when i left for college they put like 10k in my checking/savings.. that was gone in a flash.. then i cashed in all my bonds that people have bought me since i was born... then i took my bar mitzvah money (about 30k) .. then 2nd yr i'd call my parents every week and tell them i owed a different person money, and they'd send about an avg 1k per week. then after that i'd just stole w/e i could get my hands on.. have 2 10k loans out to ex friends who want to kill me.. and have taken money on out parents acct. i have the same name as my father so i am able to get access to his accts sometimes when there is a dumb teller

[AntonHeat]

I hate these trolls ugg..

[VictorOfAveyron]

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well my parents were worry warts... so when i left for college they put like 10k in my checking/savings.. that was gone in a flash.. then i cashed in all my bonds that people have bought me since i was born... then i took my bar mitzvah money (about 30k) .. then 2nd yr i'd call my parents every week and tell them i owed a different person money, and they'd send about an avg 1k per week. then after that i'd just stole w/e i could get my hands on.. have 2 10k loans out to ex friends who want to kill me.. and have taken money on out parents acct. i have the same name as my father so i am able to get access to his accts sometimes when there is a dumb teller

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stfu liar

[time4adrank]

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Go to Gambler's Anonymous or some similar support group. Don't gamble your last money away, that's incredibly dumb. At the very least take some time away from poker and if/when you come back maybe try to practice some bankroll management and or only gamble with money you can afford to lose.

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Dude wtf you are so lame. OP. here's some advice:

Grow a pair and go sit with your whole roll at 5/10 doub
le or nothing man, that's the only way to live.

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this never gets old

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I always think it will get old but then I always lol.

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qft.

i also liked the hookers, blow, then bridgejump idea.

[helpadegen]

w/e.. i didn't ask if you believed me or not, just want to know what to do with my last 900

[jws43yale]

I know we joke and [censored] all the time in these forums, but this is the side of gambling that is a bad deal. I am pretty sure there was a kid with a similar story a few years ago who committed suicide.

OP, I advise you to come clean to your parents first and foremost and get some kind of help. Don't throw away the last of your money, but instead make a concerted effort to solve your problems. Gambling can be a horrible addiction and it doesn't help anyone for you to throw it all away.

Most important, don't post looking for advice in BBV or OOT where jokes will never end. Take a serious look at you life and talk to your parents and professional help.