Funny friends girlfriend quote.

[PITTM]

My friend told me his girlfriend told him to cum inside her even though shes not on birth control because "i can control when i ovulate". run for the hills?

i told him it sounds like she wants to pump out some babies.

[popeye18]

You cant?

[tisthefire]

lol

[Redgrape]

She probably meant that she knew she wasnt ovulating (which is very very hard) and therefore couldn't get pregnant.

[whoisthedrizzle]

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She probably meant that she wanted to have a kid so he would be forced to marry her or pay her money or something because that's what women do

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[tisthefire]

she's probably insane

[edfurlong]

She probably got knocked up by some other dude and wants him to think it's his.

[furyshade]

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she's probably insane

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or, and bare with me on this, she spent the first 18 years of her life in a ninja training camp, gaining perfect control of her body and learning the sexual arts. while she spent her years sleeping with important men then assassination them, she learned how to avoid pregnancy from and ancient dragon of fertility who blessed her with special powers. with this ability, she could seduce anyone at any time in an attempt to end their life.

[eljizzle]

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She probably got knocked up by some other dude and wants him to think it's his.

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Best theory so far...

[boomshakalaka]

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she's probably insane

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or, and bare with me on this, she spent the first 18 years of her life in a ninja training camp, gaining perfect control of her body and learning the sexual arts. while she spent her years sleeping with important men then assassination them, she learned how to avoid pregnancy from and ancient dragon of fertility who blessed her with special powers. with this ability, she could seduce anyone at any time in an attempt to end their life.

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