Post a stupid, yet funny, joke

[nath]

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken.

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ugh, this is one of my pet peeves, because i've heard it so much lately. it's Reeve. not Reeves.

to make up for that, here's another one of my favorites:


What's the square root of 69?

<font color="white"> 8 something. </font>

[solids]

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What's the square root of 69?

<font color="white"> 8 something. </font>

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What's a 6.9?



A good time ruined by a period.

[The Stranger]

Just made this one up today.

I went to a office to do a job. At the receptionist's desk there was a nameplate sign that said "Running Errands."

I turned to my partner and said, "Ah, she must be Native American."

[cwsiggy]

A mushroom walks into a bar, bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve your kind"
The mushroom says "oh come on!! I'm a Fungi"

[Sooga]

This byte walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, 'hey man, everything ok?' The byte says, 'nah man, parity error.' Bartender nods and says, 'Yea, you looked a bit off.'

[Sooga]

Two atoms are walking along when one starts frantically searching in his pockets for something. The other atom asks him, "Hey what's wrong?" "I dropped an electron." "Are you sure?" "I'm positive!"

[hanster]

Sooga,
Wow those two are frigging hilarious hahahaha. I'm gona take a guess and say you're a geek. No harm intended but wow those are hilarious

[Sooga]

Yea, those really bring the house down when I tell them to my students. They groan on the outside, but I think they're laughing on the inside, I mean, how could they not be, right?

[Fishmonger]

A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The barman serves him and he asks how much it costs.

The barman says 'You're a neutron, right? Then there's no charge.'

[Slow Play Ray]

i almost forgot old faihtful:

what has 9 arms and sucks?

<font color="white">def leppard</font>